Anyone else uncomfortable on airplanes?

[catman]

I learned that the 'hard' way a few years ago, flew to texas to see my son, wore briefs (I never do but less bulge), the seats were narrow, got hard....felt like my nuts were being pulverized...then to try and stand up and walk past 2 folks with a hard on....no way. I just wanted to rip open my pants and rearange. Finally got off the flight and made it to a restroom stall,,,,I almost yelled in relief when I got my pants down and cock untangled (and dropped a much needed load)... so when flying I ALWAYS where boxers and if i can looser pants. (and try to avoid that damned middle seat)

 

[glansout]

I am usually fairly comfortable on planes, but then I am under average height (5ft 6) and my legs are correspondingly short! So I find economy/coach/whatever quite OK. With regard to the other point, I have always worn loose boxers, and recently started going commando (that will be fun with the new 'nude scanners! But it's not illegal. Indeed, no underwear must be a good thing now!!), and loose fit trousers. I've never found any probs in that department.

 

[hud01]

Yes. That's one reason I prefer driving. :drive:

When you can tell me how to drive to Hong Kong or London, then I agree :biggrin1:

 

[hud01]

Business Class or first class. only way to fly. It's a proven fact that the pressurized cabin causes hard on's.

You must be making a hell of a lot more money than I am. On virgin to london from ny, economy $670, their version of business/1st class $6,900.

Edit: I have to ask how big you guys are. Not your cocks, because I am 5'11" 180 and have no problems in coach.

 

[dunno_what]

I am going traveling for the first time ever in about a month. One 10 hour flight and one 15 hour flight... yay. I always freeball so that should be fun,lol. Also, being 6' and wearing 38" in jeans means that I assume I will be uncomfortable!

 

[nudeyorker]

You must be making a hell of a lot more money than I am. On virgin to london from ny, economy $670, their version of business/1st class $6,900.

Edit: I have to ask how big you guys are. Not your cocks, because I am 5'11" 180 and have no problems in coach.

That's why I use my points to upgrade! Pay for coach, fly in first. I'm 6"1" but I have a 35" inseam, I'm all legs, If I have to sit in coach I try for the bulkhead or the exit row or it's miserable for my legs if someone reclines their seat.

 

[beolom]

Just finished a trip from TX to NYC. I am 6'2" around 190 pounds so the economy seats are just terrible. I suppose the good side is I am more or less forced to sit completely straight up the entire time. I make it a point to wear the most comfortable pants (blue jeans guy) and boxers. Luckily it being winter I take my coat off and lay it across the top of me so when things got a little uncomfortable a quick adjust is easy enough. No need to dive under the pants just a quick grab usually fixes the problem.

 

[mako shark]

I fly almost almost every week and it is a pain no matter how you cut it. Especially since I am very broad shouldered (take about 1 1/3 seat). This means that there is no putting down the armrest. Good thing my flights on Southwest are only an hour or two of torture. Also, hate it when the "little people" take the exit seats that have more room.

 

[Brensta]

Planes and I simply do not mix, but fortunately I rack up enough Frequent Flyer miles to be able to spend on upgrades when I choose to do long haul trips on my own time (my company has been fortunate enough to prosper as a result of the GFC, so we still get to fly business)

 

[deleted3782]

I spent 10 hours on a plane yesterday next to a 20-year old aspiring Turkish model coming to the USA for the first time. He slept most of the flight, but when he was awake he kept sliding his hand down his jeans and fidgeting. I guess because I was a guy, he didn't think I'd be as sensitive to dick-fidgeting...and I wasn't...except for the context of the recent "Underwear Bomber" incident...I didn't know if he was setting off his fuse. :wink:

Really, if I were a red-blooded American, and considering all the recent press, I might have reported the kid to the flight crew out of suspicion. "Um, the guy next to me keeps sliding his hand down his pants and is shifting stuff around...and he's a foreigner." I think that would probably be enough to set off an international panic.

In the end, we had nice conversation, and he was just an interesting guy with lots of big dreams...and a big restless dick. A word of warning to those of you coming into the USA, don't play with your dick in-flight (or...just sit next to me).

 

[vince]

I spent 10 hours on a plane yesterday next to a 20-year old aspiring Turkish model coming to the USA for the first time. He slept most of the flight, but when he was awake he kept sliding his hand down his jeans and fidgeting. I guess because I was a guy, he didn't think I'd be as sensitive to dick-fidgeting...and I wasn't...except for the context of the recent "Underwear Bomber" incident...I didn't know if he was setting off his fuse. :wink:

Really, if I were a red-blooded American, and considering all the recent press, I might have reported the kid to the flight crew out of suspicion. "Um, the guy next to me keeps sliding his hand down his pants and is shifting stuff around...and he's a foreigner." I think that would probably be enough to set off an international panic.

In the end, we had nice conversation, and he was just an interesting guy with lots of big dreams...and a big restless dick. A word of warning to those of you coming into the USA, don't play with your dick in-flight (or...just sit next to me).

Are you posting this from a hamam in NYC or did you finally let the poor kid go?

 

[deleted3782]

Are you posting this from a hamam in NYC or did you finally let the poor kid go?

If only...

The guy was very hawt. I noticed him even before we boarded. He was wearing very low cut jeans and when his shirt lifted a bit everyone saw his red briefs. He is off to better things. :redface:

 

[TomCat84]

I love love love airplanes and flying....guess it's the kid in me. I don't mind the hassles of airports or the seats at all, unless I'm sitting next to a not thin person. I'm only 5'7" 160 lbs, and my dick is probably 4.5" soft and thick- but it never really gets in the way. I think my big ass gets in the way more:redface::biggrin1:

 

[D_Barney_Ballstomper]

Yes airplane seats are uncomfortable. Though perhaps first class would be ok...though I wouldn't know. Certain car seats, especially racing seats with tight bolsters can be very uncomfortable after a while too if you're bigger.

 

[PinkSteel]

I try to wear loose boxer briefs and loose pants. I also adjust my fella up the the groin line pointing at my left hip so when the enivitable erection happens it's ok.
I didn't know that erections were due to the cabin pressure.
I have dumped a load in the washroom sink many times though. I guess i'm not alone.

 

[eddie63]

When I fly, I dress as comfortable as possible normally in t-shirt & cargo shorts with boxers. I haven't had any trouble as of yet. Most of the time I fly SW Airlines sitting in the aisle seat so I can stretch my legs.

 

[Svidrigailov]

Avoid the row directly in front of the emergency row. They do not recline!

 

[forever]

I now wear boxer briefs when I fly. Most of mine have double lined pouches that cope with boners

 

[Gaydane]

I hate flying. It gives my claustrophobia...no space, you can´t move, the air is bad......I can´t fly more than 3-4 hours, that´s the reason why I have never been to the USA or to South America, even that I would like to...I just can´t sit on an airplane for so long time....last time I was on a flight was two days ago, but it was only a 45 minutes long flight from Aalborg to Copenhagen, but still enough to make me feel uneasy....

 

[D_Jared Padalicki]

I like flying, it has something special. Knowing that such a heavy thing cans tay in the air, invented by human, a way to get quick on your destination. I love it now. Especially if you can see the world beneath you, the clouds, the sun. Wonderful.

But the first time as a kid they had to push me in to the airplane... I had seen too many disastermovies...