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Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by Imported, Oct 30, 2002.
Finedessert: Have you ever been Caught Jerking (Wanking) off, or fooling around with another person?
felipe: When I was 16 I was caught by my brother wanking as I lay on the bathroom floor. Then, two weeks later, my mum caught me as I was wanking, this time stretched over the bath (I love bathrooms), also my dad caught me while I was jerking off over a porn mag (not in bathroom). More recently caught by strangers whiloe outdoors....sometimes it's fun to be 'caught'.
Yes !!... oh, hell, I finished wanking and... someone, I cannot even tell who, entered the room... my pants were unzipped... goodness, it was a nightmare. I was 12.
jazz_jazz70: My car broke down on the interstate a couple of weeks ago and it was going to be an hour or so before the tow truck showed up and I was bored so I wandered into the woods to jerk off. I was leaning against a tree and jerking with my pants pulled down. When I finished I looked around as I was zipping up and there was a couple who were watching me who had aparently been taking a walk in the woods. I must not have heard them due to the interstate trafic. They were about 50-60 yards away.
I just buckled my belt and went to my car to wait. They didn't approach or say anything, but I wondered how long they had been watching me.
two_fister: I've been caught a few times, but these two stand out.
The first time was right after bar time and my kinda g/f at the time and I had just gotten home, this girl always wanted sex anywhere, everywhere. So we get to my place, and one thing leads to another, we start fooling around, and she starts giving me a blow-job. Now this in and of itself it not stange at all, what was strange is that we were on the kitchen floor at the time. After about 5 min. my roomate at the time walks in. The kitchen was in the back of house, and we hadn't heard him get home. What was really funny is that she kinda kept going and my roomate walks in, looks, smiles, then walks out.
The other time involved another ex-g/f. We thought we had her place to ourselves, so we didn't bother closing the door to her room when we started having sex. Anyway it was getting pretty loud and intense, so loud that we don't notice her roomate and roomate'sb/f are home. Turns out they'd been home a while. This isn't all that strange, as I'm sure this kinda thing happens a lot.
But it stands out 'cause of how obnoxiously loud we were being at the time. All fours of us had good laugh the next day.
tenntugger: Hell yeah!
The first time was in High School. I was 17 and was at a friends house in his room. He was going down on me on his bed and his dad opened the door. All he said was that it was time for me to go.
The second time was in college. I was in my g/f dorm room and we were going at it hot and heavy. Her room mate walked in, and screamed ran into the bathroom and and would not come out. So we kept going at it until we came. and then she finally came out and left.
Well, my family had nine kids, so we rarely got privacy. Sometimes this meant wanking outside. LOL (No indoor plumbing either. LOL)
My girlfriend and I recently walked in on my roommate doing it to some porn movie. We were both shocked that he'd do it in the LIVING ROOM.
My ex and I were visiting her folks many years ago (not long after we got married) and one morning we were making whoopee when her dad opened the door to tell us breakfast was about ready. She was riding me cowgirl style and had her back to the door.
His face broke out in the biggest grin I ever saw on the old toothless so-and-so and he watched for a while before he quietly closed the door without saying anything.
I never said anything to the wife but the old man told all the family menfolk about it.
bastian: being walked in on has happened many times to me as well. My fiance' and I have a little boy who keeps finding us. The bedroom door does not have a lock (yet) and he has come in looking for us when he is supposed to be in bed. Maybe we got a little too loud or something. He is still young enough that he doesn't have a clue. This has a tendency to kill the moment.
That is just part of being a parent, and I love my son more than I would have ever imagined possible so he is always forgiven. Not that we don't charish every moment he stays in bed when we are getting busy ;D
amigr8: It was when I was in High School, and had a part time job as a carry out at our local grocery store. I was in the stockroom getting a bj from an associate, it was going great until our manager walked in.....well needless to say we were both let go!
tenntugger: Okay, I think this topic jinxed me.
My younger brother is visiting. So I didn't j/o for the past two nights. So lastnight I was READY!
So we said our good nights and I was in my room going to town, just as I started to shoot my brother opened the door. Well it was too late to stop, the flood gate was open. So I just kept shooting.
He shut the door and was laughing. I started laughting too. He waited a minute as I cleaned up. When I was done I told him to come in. As he came in we were still both laughing.
He told me the reason he came in was to see if I had some porn he could watch to get off with. I laughed and gave him a porn.
As he left he turned and told me I missed some on my neck.
kyle: When I was 16 my boyfriend, against my advice, was going down on me in his bedroom when his mother suddenly walked in on us. Aside from the immediate disastrous results, he finally came out to them and his family relationships got a lot better.
Dongboy: My brother walked into the bedroom once when I was wanking really hard. Oh, embarrassing moments!
lttle1: [quote author=jonb link=board=meetgreet;num=1035985275;start=0#6 date=10/30/02 at 13:52:23]My girlfriend and I recently walked in on my roommate doing it to some porn movie. We were both shocked that he'd do it in the LIVING ROOM.[/quote]
Considering youre roomate is average or smaller (as you've mentioned elsewhere), I'm surprised he wasn't reluctant for you to see his erection. What kind of conversations have you two had about your respective sizes?
Well, what happened was that we had had dinner reservations, but they overbooked, so we were bumped. He thought we were still out.
As for our conversations, let's just say we both learned that the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
HotBoiLA: i've been walked in on a few times...both having sex and jerkin off. worst was when i was about 16 and my sister walked in on me suckin myself off...definately freaked me out!
blak9: When I was in college, roomates would walk in on me all the time. (It was two people to a room.) Whenever somebody walked in we didn't stop, just smirked and kept going.
Probably not as badly as it freaked her out! But ...hey ... now neither of you has to think very hard to come up with an answer in the 'Most Embarassing Moment' category!
I've been caught a few times:
1. My mum - She starting talking in tounges and thought she was going blind.
2. Both my brothers - They just left me alone to get at it.
3. My Sister-in-law - Quiet arousing actually. She just screamed and shut the door.
4. My sister - "You sick freak!" I don't have to say anything else
And most akward...
4. My Nephews - I got a whole load of questions on what I was doing etc. etc.
da_blissmachine: When I was 15, I was home alone with my stepbrother the day befor Thanksgiving (He is 16 years older than me). He walked into my room to ask where the turkey baster was, thinking I was sleeping, and cought me jacking off in full view on my bed. He was just like "I'll give you your privacy now." Later on he commented that I was "gifted."