I used to do the paperwork for a car dealership. One day, we had a guy come who was wanting to buy a car. He was a police officer for the local university. This guy was hot as hell. He was wearing pants and a tight t-shirt. His body had absolutely no body fat, it was all muscle. The pants he was wearing weren't really tight, but they did show off his body. As we were doing the paperwork, I realized he lived down the street from me.
We had given him a temporary license plate while we were waiting for his real plates to come in. A few weeks later, I called him to let him know his plates had arrived and he could pick them up when he wanted. He asked if I could drop them off at his house. I told him I would be home about 6pm that night and could drop them off then.
So at 6pm, I pulled into his driveway and there were no cars there. He lived on a corner and his driveway was on one street, but his front door was around the house facing the other street. So I walked around the house and rang the doorbell. Nobody answered the door, so I walked back to my car. As I came around the corner of the house, his car was in the driveway and he was walking towards me. He was wearing the tightest shorts possible, his package was the size of a softball. The entire time I could not take my eyes off of it. He didn't seem to be very happy with the situation, but honestly, if you don't want people to look at it, why are you wearing clothes that are going to make it look larger?
