Anyone ever mention he's got a small dick to you?

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So I was posting in another thread about not knowing the dimensions of any of my friends, unlike, it seems, many dudes here. Then I remembered one exchange that happened years ago and wanted to know if it's happened to anyone else.

I had this friend in college who moved up to SF for grad school. We were sorta close friends, not super close. So I went up there after college for a few weeks to hang out. He had this new girlfriend that he'd just started seeing.

Anyway he and I were drinking and smoking a little herb and he was joking about how he and his new girlfriend had just had sex for the first time a couple of nights ago and then he made some joke about being worried about his small pecker. I didn't respond and figured he was just horsing around because he always was making self-deprecating jokes.

Then a few nights later he and his girlfriend and I and some other chick were at a party and he was completely shitfaced and the girlfriend had to drive us home. So she got into the driver's seat of his car and was fumbling around with her feet and said something like "Where's the clutch? Oh that's right, you don't have a stick! hahaa" and there was a strange uncomfortable silence. Then I realized he hadn't been joking around when he'd jokingly confided in me about his 'short'coming. And here she'd taken this opportunity to poke him about it.

So, anybody ever confide in you, guys or girls here, that he's got a small woopy? Or have you experienced some girl poking fun at her man's small shlong in front of others?

I'm talking normal experiences here, not SPH or other odd fetishes. thx.
 

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God, that was a shitty thing for her to have done.

That said, I knew one guy a long time ago who constantly used to make fun of himself for having a small cock. I have no idea how small. I wasn't all that close to him.
 

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My best friend once revealed that he was only 5.5 inches in length but I never paid attention thinking he was only kidding as he has a bit of an inferiority complex (doesn't have much luck with the ladies). But one weekend when we came back after drinking a bit too much and he was watching some porn I made the joke about him taking it out and taking care of 'it'. Guess he did have a bit too much as he whipped it out and proceeded to jerk it. He wasn't kidding that he's only 5.5 inches but he failed to mention it was also incredibly thick, he couldn't get his hand around it especialy the base.

After he came he went to bed. The next morning he woke up with a massive hangover but no recolection of the night before and I never said anything about it ;)
 

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I knew a couple girls that were like this before, one was a girl I was fucking and the other was her friend, gf of this guy.

For whatever reason my gf would always brag about how big I was in front of this guy and his gf would always say how small he was in front of the three of us. It was always uncomfortable to me, personally.

I found out later they were just trying to make this guy feel bad about himself to get him to buy them stuff or do things for them. Not a very cool tactic by either lady... and I don't have contact anymore at all with the girl I mentioned I was having sex, that crazy bitch.
 

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I had a friend who told me he considered himself small, but he didn't tell me the exact measurements. He was also overweight so he was very self-conscious and may have just been exaggerating (understating?) the issue. Although, he was constantly looking into all sorts of PE.
 

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I had a guy who apparently every girlfriend he's had has told me or someone else in our 'circle' that he has a small penis. Also, I was in a club one night and needed the toilet at the same time he did. The only space at the urinal was next to his. Normally I try and stay away from friends when at the urinal and use the stalls. But I was drunk and not as shy as usual. I got the urinal and as I started peeing he got upset and shouted "Why the fuck did you have to come and piss next to me?" That's the only "small" experience that I've had.
 

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I once heard Brad Pitt said in an interview that he is hung like a hamster. I've never been able to get that piece of information (don't know if it's true or not) out of my mind since. Every time I start feeling attracted to Brad Pitt, I remember it and the attraction fades (sorry, I only like guys with dicks that are above average +).
 

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Guess he did have a bit too much as he whipped it out and proceeded to jerk it. He wasn't kidding that he's only 5.5 inches but he failed to mention it was also incredibly thick, he couldn't get his hand around it especialy the base.

eh.. ok no more stories about guys whipping it out and jerking off in front of the poster please. I mean sort of more "normal" interactions with folks. thx.

Look, if you routinely get naked with other guys and knock cocks together and stuff, this topic probably isn't for you. I'm looking for more, sort of, SUBTLE stuff like in the original post.

Maybe a bad topic to start here. :frown1:
 

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well I was looking for a somewhat interesting little vignette like the one I posted. Guess I was asking too much. thx though everyone.
 

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I knew a guy once, a long while ago, who told a few of us about a particular sexual conquest. It involved quite a petite woman (errr... at the time "girl" is a better description) and when one of us crudely asked how "tight she was" he proceeded to say "she was so tight that I couldn't get my fingers inside her so I f*cked her instead"...
 

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Two guys have admitted it to me - one in college, and one a co-worker. The one in college blamed it on his ethnicity (Mexican). I knew it was just a stereotype but, hey, if it made him feel better....

The co-worker has mentioned it several times. He jokes about it occasionally. My two favorites were: "I could use a peanut shell and a rubber band as a jock strap." and ,once at a party, "I hate these tiny cocktail weiners. But I'm glad my girlfriend likes mine."
 

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After I knew a good friend for a couple of years, he started to joke once in a while about having a small penis. Occasionally he would joke in front of his wife … she would just be embarrassed and not say too much.

I had a huge crush on her (which I know was reciprocated) … I never acted on it, though. That bit of knowledge made me want her a lot more.

:redface:
 

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One of my friends dated this girl we all knew and after they had had sex a few times she made comments abut how small it was, he joked about it sometimes too. The one time we were drunk and peeing outside and we compared dicks a little. he was only like 5.75" and mine is like 7"
 

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actually i have a friend who once told me that his ex-gf had told him that his dick was too small...he was very offended & argued that his size hadn't stopped him from giving her noisy orgasms...

I didn't have the heart to tell him that she was most likely faking it...

I have no idea why he told me that...