Anyone ever see a video or pic of your big dick but not by your invitation?

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by B_UNKNOWN321, Jan 26, 2007.

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    B_UNKNOWN321 New Member

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    This computer had problems and I took to purchase store to get repaired with all original paper work and carton. Each time I went by to check on repair at Radio Shack I got funny look by salesmen. I knew since I had reformatted hard drive and thereby all sordid bits I had accumulated there were gone, they just must have only suspected I had used it as a porn machine (not even 25% true). Going to pick up, guy notified me that they had checked out dvd and cam tape in box thinking it was some backup software but was not. Then I was struck by lightning. I thought I had lost my two copies of video I had made of 1 hour explicit demonstration of all the grueling practices I have used for 7 years to amplify my cock and balls to burdensome size. No wonder several guys came out to present me the computer and rather than make eye contact looked way below my eye level. I feebly offered my thanks to them for their masterful help and cagily offered to help them if ever they were in need of any skills I might have (then we all turned crimson and parted company).
     
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    Hahahahaha, I'm sorry you were embarassed but that is truly priceless!
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    there are a few girls out there with cell phone pics... so, yes.
     
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    And when you say priceless, the price escalates every time I think of events I acted out on that tape, particularly one gruesome dick extender. In that one I placed my dick and balls over the support member of a saw horse (plastic one) and then grabbed entire package with one hand on opposite side of support beam and while pulling down with that hand, lifted as much weight off my feet as possible. This was supposed to pull some of the package hidden somewhere in your pubic bone or near your backbone or Tucson, Arizona and bring it out into open view and with its broader base give a stunning foundation to your muchly lengthened dick. All I got was lots of pain and ability to do a yoga pose that I am not proud of.
     
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