anyone ever show off around their mom and dad

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  1. dartagnan

    dartagnan New Member

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    When I was a teen I was alot bigger than my dad by the time I was 15. Both height and dick wise, and around the house I used to love showing off. Anyone else ever like that?
     
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    one time i was just too tired to put on all my clothes and walked out to the living room and to the kitchen in just my briefs, showing a huge penis underneith. i cant r emember the reaction but i felt good about it
     
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    did your moms pay attention ;-)
     
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    either your dad is not your real dad or you're adopted :biggrin1:


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    she did catch me with my bedroom door open sleeping in my briefs also showing a huge penile outline. i remember a huge grin, but then again a grin from your mom is weird. at that age your feeling kinda insecure. i was just glad i was WAY bigger than dad!!! hahaha
     
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    I got my size from my moms side ..at least from what I can tell. I have seen an uncle and a couple cousins and their big as well. My mom and dad have both seen plenty.
     
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    when/where were you hanging out naked with your uncle/cousins dartagnan?
     
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    No but i whip it out for grandma when the price is right is on!:rolleyes:
     
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    This thread is kinda weird. I bet Freud would have a lot to say about this one! lol
     
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    as i wrote in another thread, my dead is very open with nudity, but i'm quite shy. the last time i was nude around my parents on purpose i was twelve or thirteen.
    but i remember one really awkward situation when i was about sixteen: i left home to go swimming in a lake and was wearing only boxers and a t-shirt. when i said good bye to my mother, she started laughing. i asked her what's up, and she simply pointed to my crotch and said: "you should wear longer boxers, your balls are hanging out." oh my god, that was embarrassing... :redface:

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    i didn't think it was weird until the necrophilia post above....
     
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    Sister (to her brother while having sexual intercourse with him): "Your dick feels even bigger than Daddy's"
    Brother: "That's exactly what Mom says."

    :eek:wned2:
     
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    Yeah, only things my family point out when I'm wearing boxers around the house are my white hairy legs =\
     
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    Both my sister and mother accidently stepped in on me masturbating back when i was about 16, sister just about fainted, and mom had to go get my dad and have a talk with me, where i found out that mom was shocked that i was bigger than dad, and that made for quite the awkward birds and bees talk.
     
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    Or big cocks run on the mother's side of the family. Or perhaps the dad is fat or didn't take care of himself, smokes or does something else that makes his dick smaller.
     
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    I was adopted. My step dad was very well hung, and so was I at 12yo onwards. We had no issue with nudity and skinny-dipped together and stuff, so did my brothers.
     
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    Mommy, why does Daddy always touch me down there and why does Grandma say I shouldn't tell? Why, Mommy, WHY????
     
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    Thats borderline... not funny...


    I showed my mom my nipple piercings once, cause she didnt believe I got it done...
     
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    my step dad tried to get us into nudism. idiot.

    I don't think my parents have seen me in the buff since I was about 12. My sister knows mine is bigger than normal size on account of me shagging some of her friends.

    Although if my dad ever came to Japan, I'd have no issue about going to the public baths with him.
     
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    I guess I am the only one that finds this thread quite disturbing.

    Once my parents walked in on me when I had my legs over head sucking myself and I was mortified. I can't imagine intentionally walking around naked in front of them, they have seen me naked by accident in the past which is normal but I don't endeavor to show my relatives my huge cock.

    You are correct b/c genital size is inherited from the side of the mother not the father as most erroneously think.


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