Anyone Ever Wanked Into Joggers .... In

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Ive been in some mens departments and seen some stuff go down before, and i know some other guys on the board who like this also. BUT I would ONLY enjoy that if i was in a store, saw a hot guy who i was attracted to, who made eye contact/smiled with me across a crowded store, who i saw take something to a changing room to try on, but he doesnt like and returns to the shelves (on purpose) so i would try it on next.

But the item would need to be just a tiny bit sweaty (shirt) or a few white drops of pre in the crotch (pants) and not completely glazed. I wouldnt be cool with a guy who can't control himself...

and truthfully if it got to that point, i guess id rather connect in person and do what happens in the moment, rather than that dude leaving something in the clothes for the next rando. Maybe head to the closest family bathroom...

I totally get people having kinks and wanting to express them, but the odds of anyone being on the receiving end to this who would get off on it are rediculously low. It's like fishing a dead lake- nothing there. Find a group (or form your own) and find someone who would appreciate your talents. The more unusual the kink, the more important it is that the giver and the receiver are paired to share and enjoy it. In clothes at a store? Most would call that stalker behavior. Destructive and wasteful.
 
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Ive been in some mens departments and seen some stuff go down before, and i know some other guys on the board who like this also. BUT I would ONLY enjoy that if i was in a store, saw a hot guy who i was attracted to, who made eye contact/smiled with me across a crowded store, who i saw take something to a changing room to try on, but he doesnt like and returns to the shelves (on purpose) so i would try it on next.

But the item would need to be just a tiny bit sweaty (shirt) or a few white drops of pre in the crotch (pants) and not completely glazed. I wouldnt be cool with a guy who can't control himself...

and truthfully if it got to that point, i guess id rather connect in person and do what happens in the moment, rather than that dude leaving something in the clothes for the next rando. Maybe head to the closest family bathroom...

I totally get people having kinks and wanting to express them, but the odds of anyone being on the receiving end to this who would get off on it are rediculously low. It's like fishing a dead lake- nothing there. Find a group (or form your own) and find someone who would appreciate your talents. The more unusual the kink, the more important it is that the giver and the receiver are paired to share and enjoy it. In clothes at a store? Most would call that stalker behavior. Destructive and wasteful.
It has to be in Joggers/Trakkie Bottoms though for me - that is special leaving a fellow dude a sticky gift as so in those imho
 

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Ive been in some mens departments and seen some stuff go down before, and i know some other guys on the board who like this also. BUT I would ONLY enjoy that if i was in a store, saw a hot guy who i was attracted to, who made eye contact/smiled with me across a crowded store, who i saw take something to a changing room to try on, but he doesnt like and returns to the shelves (on purpose) so i would try it on next..
To fold the Joggers/Trakkies back up though and put them back on the shelf/hanger - is so easy and nobody ever knows and in time .... an hour or so the spunk dry's up,so where is the hurt like lol
 

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You dunno that mate - some fit Chad/Chav deffo would want to find spunk in his new Joggers he had just bought!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I sure as hell would)!!
I used to work in a clothing store, a sick fuck like you would have been banned and should be arrested for that kinda shit.
 

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Not joggers - but a mate of mine was the manager of a souvenir shop in a tourist part of London. After work one night he'd closed up and we were having a bit of fun between the display cabinets (with lots of tourists still passing by outside). At the point of no return he grabbed a beanie hat off the display and came on it before passing it to me for the same purpose. I'm pretty sure that it didn't go back on the display, though, and that he put it in the damaged goods bin. At least I hope that he did!