Anyone had an experience with a neighbour?

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This thread needs to live in the Funnys Forum ha
dont think the Op expected our responses, but ahh well, a little more clearer on the subject would help?
 

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A while ago my neighbor was suntanning outside while I was mowing my yard. She walked over to my fence and asked me if I wanted something to drink. I followed her to her house, and we I got to the kitchen she asked me if she could give me a blowjob. I thought i was dreaming haha she said she found out her husband (he was a huge asshole) was cheating on her, so she wanted to get him back. That pretty much made senior year of high school lol
 

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I mean sexual experiences fella!


Hoss of all members would know what you meant fella'
thats why i say, this thread deserves to be in the 'funnys'
..and why i contributed,as i did...................
 

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very likely,
old dear took me to court, for 'trimming' her ancient camelia bush.
(not that one)
it was overhanging onto my side (so i was entitled to trim it) plus it was a danger in winter creating a slimy surface for the safety of my residents.
been trying to get rid of me for yetrimming ars, courtesey of most of the lower end of the street prompting her to take court action
semi elitish suburb, did not seem to want my premises ( business) there

anyway i hired a top promising Barrister ( now a High Court Justice) and easily WON the case
soooooooooooooooo..

and if yr meaning sexual, with her ......NO ..ha'

So..."trimming her ancient camellia bush," is literal and not a euphemism?
 

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no and wouldn't want to. creepy old man that never leaves his house except like 5 times a year around 2:00am. he gets into his car from like the 40' and just drives off in the dead of night. i really want to follow him one of these days but I'm too scared as to where I might end up.

and he never speaks to anyone.
 
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Yes. Living in Chicago City, we live close together.

I once ran into a neighbor in a corner pub. She asked me to fuck her, I was all ready On the way home, she threw up. I walked her to her door and said caio.

Lived in a courtyard building, U shaped, chatted the neighbor guy threw the windows across the way over morning cerial, .time passed, had beers, he stopped by, we jerked off, Miserable. Nice guy, better off just being neighborly.

Molly, the lawyer who corrected med that she was an attorney, invited me in across the hall for a drink" or something", I was too naive at the time to get it. I should have fucked her!!!

Next door neighbor drunk knocked on my door, " I am drunk and sad, can I come in".? I said no, I am sleeping. He said, " can we at least jack off or something"?
 
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Continued from above.

In the neighbor hood...some Woody Allen look a like hired me to cut his lawn, (this was years ago), I was 17 or 18. Good gig for grass cutting. Weeks later, his wife invited me in for water, she had red hair. I fucked her all summer.

Back to Chixago, some cop looking dude was loosly following me, we arrived at my door. I invited him in We sucked and jerked, he was an Islamic dude with a beer can. What evet happeend to him? TTTHHHHick dicked!
 
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very likely,
old dear took me to court, for 'trimming' her ancient camelia bush.
(not that one)
it was overhanging onto my side (so i was entitled to trim it) plus it was a danger in winter creating a slimy surface for the safety of my residents.
been trying to get rid of me for years, courtesey of most of the lower end of the street prompting her to take court action
semi elitish suburb, did not seem to want my premises ( business) there

anyway i hired a top promising Barrister ( now a High Court Justice) and easily WON the case
soooooooooooooooo..

and if yr meaning sexual, with her ......NO ..ha'



lol! "her camelia bush" loved that!!
Yeah my neighborhood is families, and old people. NOT for me!
 

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Sure! Lost my virginity to a hot mid-thirties neighbor lady when I was in high school. I did yard work for her before and after. She had elementary school-aged kids, and her husband was underhung asshole who was never home to take care of her. She always commented how much bigger my cock was.

My first college dorm was coed. Had lots of good times "visiting" my neighbors up and down the hall. Once, my RA came banging on the door. He said he didn't really care what we did behind a closed door (sex was against dorm rules), but (1) he hoped we were using protection (we were), and (2) he wanted us to keep quiet enough that he didn't get complaints.
 

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I posted this somewhere on LPSG over a year ago it happened right before new years eve 2009..I lve in a duplex with a laundry room seperating the two homes..my neihbor is a ok guy we are not buddys at all but get along fine..he sort of looks like a 30 year old Zack Efrfon..I woke up a 3am the dog is having a fit because of the noise in the laundry room I just figured john had come home wasted and didn't give it much thought..then heard him fall down.and swearing the next thing I know he's in my kitchen.. looking in my fridge...shit face drunk not realaizing he is not in his own house..best part is he's only wearing a tshirt... no pants , no underwear I tryed talking to him to get him back to his place no luck..I took him over to the couch got him laid down..and covered up nothing really happened sexually didn't touch his nice uncut cock but I did run my fingers down his furry butt crack..The next morning he had no idea why he was on my couch..
 
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nice
story kracker , reminds me of a similar post where the guy said he just couldnt resist a 'little grasp', before throwing a blanket over the dude,for the night...ha, cute n funny,
tho some will say.....
technically, thats sexual assault...yeah yeah we know it is that, but you wouldnt fn know, if it wasnt spoken of....live with it.
 

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Picture this 1997 Thanksgiving eve. Drunk twink vgl neighbor knocked front door without his partner, so drunk had no idea what or where he was, he was trying to say he wanted to get into bed with partner and myself. My partner was already but
I lead him to sofa and blanket. I said to my partner, 'we had to return him' which
at that moment his partner was knocking our front door doing a neighborhood
search. Have laughed about our neighbors to this day and still smile hmm 'what if'
as either back out their drive way.
if
 

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My guess is that hooking up with a neighbor is far more common for straight guys than for gay ones, just due to simple probability. I have to think that if you're straight and pretty sexually active, you're probably more than likely to have hooked up with a neighbor at one time or another. For me, the second girl who I ever fucked lived three houses down from me. In college, I wound up sleeping with four different women who lived in the apartment buildings I stayed in, and there's been several others since then, including a current occaisional afternoon hook-up with a married woman who lives at the end of my block. If you think of it, it ought to be a fair percentage of one's sexual partners, given the opportunity to get to know one another, as well as being at a place convenient to have sex. But maybe that's just been my experience.
 

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Sure! Lost my virginity to a hot mid-thirties neighbor lady when I was in high school. I did yard work for her before and after. She had elementary school-aged kids, and her husband was underhung asshole who was never home to take care of her. She always commented how much bigger my cock was.

My first college dorm was coed. Had lots of good times "visiting" my neighbors up and down the hall. Once, my RA came banging on the door. He said he didn't really care what we did behind a closed door (sex was against dorm rules), but (1) he hoped we were using protection (we were), and (2) he wanted us to keep quiet enough that he didn't get complaints.

Sounds fucking hot dude! Would love to be fucked by a MILF while working for her, especially in this hot heat!