Anyone had their dick chopped off?

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by Imported, Feb 5, 2005.

  1. Imported

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    Gunter: Anyone?

    My EX took some scissor to mine, stabbed it quite bad.

    Lets just say blood and spunk don't look too good mixed!!!
     
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    No, thankfully. But who's in your avatar? :D
     
  3. Pene_Negro_Grande

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    Ouch...Sounds too painful - I hope she is locked away...You must have really pissed her off - nothing like a woman scorned...
     
  4. Imported

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    Gunter: It was over nothing really, funny how girls can just flip and go crazy.

    Trust her to use my trusty workshop scissors too :(

    And my avatar is my current GF! Keepin scissors away from her!
     
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    Wow she's hot! Good job your dick is workin eh lol.

    Anyway I remember hearing on the radio that a woman cut her partners dick off and flushed it down the toilet...I forget why. But thats some crazy shit ya :p
     
  6. Imported

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    Gunter: lol well i gotta take it careful, few times the wound has split open, my dick is practicaly breakin in half!
     
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    Did u report her to the police?
     
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    Gunter: It was recommended to me but i decided not to.

    However, this seemed the wrong decision as i heard she had attacked her next BF in a similar way!

    It seems girls either love or hate our dicks!
     
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    never had someone attack me like that
     
  10. surferboy

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    I'm happy to say I've never met a chick that psycho. My ex was a very jealous type of girl. Like, my Marine Science teacher had the hugest and most obvious crush on me, and Katie would get all evil towards her.
     
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    They looked pretty good mixed together on the cover art of the Metallica album "Load."

    See http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002H...SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

    Of course, while the photographer used his own cum, it was blood from a butcher shop, as i remember.
     
  12. jonb

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    Yeah, but for those of us who learned about sex after 1983, they don't.
     
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    Yeeoch! Sorry you had to experiance that! My ex was jealous and would go almost catatonic if i even mentioned another girl or complited anyone (guy or girl) and would attack me saying "theres someone else isnt there!!!!????" Never got attacked with scissors though...just be careful with this one! lol I hope you heal in good time!
     
  14. SomeGuyOverThere

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    :blink: You seen a doctor about that? :huh:
     
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    I'm wondering how do things like this happen and there not be a dead knife wielding woman on the floor a few seconds later.
     
  16. SomeGuyOverThere

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    I'm wondering how do things like this happen and there not be a dead knife wielding woman on the floor a few seconds later.
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    I think if you'd just had your dick sliced off by a vengefull wife, you'd be rather too shocked physically and mentaly to do much about it...
     
  17. KinkGuy

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    OK, it's not his dick, but WTF?

    A WELSH rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate his team’s defeat of old enemy England in Cardiff on Saturday.

    Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win the Six Nations opener that he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I’ll cut my balls off", it was reported yesterday.

    Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking. But after the 11-9 victory over England, Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 metres back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

    Staff phoned the emergency services and put the testicles in a pint glass filled with ice cubes.

    Huish, who has a history of mental problems, was taken to hospital where he remained in a seriously ill condition.

    "Mental problems".........no shit. Maybe I'm just too "attached" to my bag?
     
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    I think my balls just started curling back into body...
     
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    There is something wrong with that.

    Again...*ninja vanish*
     
  20. yaoifun

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    Heh sounds like that guys headed for The Booby Hatch
     
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