Anyone had their dick chopped off?

[Mighty Joe]

That's a hell of a way to get a "piece of the action"! I hope you had her (or him) arrested.

 

[jonb]

Don't worry; the story sounds like bollocks.

 

[KinkGuy]

Originally posted by jonb@Feb 10 2005, 01:30 AM
Don't worry; the story sounds like bollocks.

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GROAN

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

And the biggest field of fertilizer for the past couple of days, but what the hell! Got to have something to keep us laughing, no?

 

[Pappy]

Originally posted by KinkGuy@Feb 9 2005, 08:22 PM
OK, it's not his dick, but WTF?

A WELSH rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate his team’s defeat of old enemy England in Cardiff on Saturday.

Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win the Six Nations opener that he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I’ll cut my balls off", it was reported yesterday.

Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking. But after the 11-9 victory over England, Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 metres back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

Staff phoned the emergency services and put the testicles in a pint glass filled with ice cubes.

Huish, who has a history of mental problems, was taken to hospital where he remained in a seriously ill condition.

"Mental problems".........no shit. Maybe I'm just too "attached" to my bag?

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Actually it is a true story. Been on the news and all over the net.

 

[Kimahri]

That is just disturbing. Never bring it up again.

 

[13788]

NineInchCock_160IQ:

Originally posted by Gunter@Feb 5 2005, 02:37 PM
Anyone?

My EX took some scissor to mine, stabbed it quite bad.

Lets just say blood and spunk don't look too good mixed!!!

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I was circumcised. Does that count? Got a lot of good stories after working in the ER as well.

Tell your girlfriend she's got a great body. How about some bigger pictures for the rest of us? streaming video? something.