Anyone have some good Toilet Poems?

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    Sticks and stones may break my bones,
    but whips and chains excite me,
    So... throw me down,
    and tie me up and show me that you like me.
     
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    Here I sit
    Broken-hearted
    Trying to shit
    But only farted
     
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    From Tara Anglican School for Girls
    Sydney, NSW Australia 2151
    Women's restroom, 2nd floor

    If you tinkle and you sprinkle,
    Be a sweetie wipe the seatie
     
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    Here I sit in rising vapor, took a crap and found no paper. In this stench I cannot linger , watch out butt here comes my finger.
     
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    When conserving water:

    If its yellow
    let it mellow
    If its brown
    flush it down
     
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    how can there be two busterhyman
     
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    Written under the condom dispenser in a local bar...

    "Dont buy this gum, It tasts like rubber!"
     
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    Roses are red
    Violet are blue
    Having that said
    I've just done a poo

    yeah it's crap....and?
     
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    I like to sit here little me
    And listen to the Tinkle and Pee
    Then all at once a fart is heard
    which is followed by a turd
     
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    You're lucky
    You had your chance
    I tried to fart,
    And shit my pants!
     
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    Written on the bottom of the stall door:

    "Beware of Gay Midget Limbo Dancers."
     
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    Some come here to shit and stink
    I come here to suck a dink.
    So if you're hard just like a rock
    Put it under I'll suck your cock.
     
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    [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]This original potty poem was written
    and copyrighted© by Mick™
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    [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]The love of my life, is not my dear wife,
    But a toilet with flush, and extra thick pipes.
    To take all my crap, without a mouth flap,
    And when it acts up, I can shut off its tap.[/FONT]​
     
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    Saw this written on a cubicle door:

    "I fucked your mother"

    To which someone else added:

    "Go home dad, you're drunk"
     
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    The room is dark and some what hazy,
    but the putrid smell does not phase me.
    Its’ a place i like to call home,
    I love to sit on my porcelain throne.

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    Here I lie in stinky vapor,
    Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
    Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
    Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
     
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    In the toilet where I sit
    And my arse is full of shit
    With the shadow of my foreskin on the wall
    And the hair is growing thick, from my arsehole to my prick
    And the flies are playing ping-pong with my balls ~

    ...

    Well, I do wonder how the foreskin's shadow would be on the wall if the dude was sitting :O
     
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    Some people come
    To sit and wonder
    I come here
    To shit like thunder ​
     
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