Anyone have some good Toilet Poems?

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but whips and chains excite me,
So... throw me down,
and tie me up and show me that you like me.
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[willow78]

Here I sit
Broken-hearted
Trying to shit
But only farted

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

From Tara Anglican School for Girls
Sydney, NSW Australia 2151
Women's restroom, 2nd floor

If you tinkle and you sprinkle,
Be a sweetie wipe the seatie​

 

[busterhymen]

Here I sit in rising vapor, took a crap and found no paper. In this stench I cannot linger , watch out butt here comes my finger.

 

[canuck_pa]

When conserving water:

If its yellow
let it mellow
If its brown
flush it down

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

here i sit in rising vapor, took a crap and found no paper. In this stench i cannot linger , watch out butt here comes my finger.

how can there be two busterhyman

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

how can there be two busterhyman

Written under the condom dispenser in a local bar...

"Dont buy this gum, It tasts like rubber!"

 

[Catchoftheday]

Roses are red
Violet are blue
Having that said
I've just done a poo

yeah it's crap....and?

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I like to sit here little me
And listen to the Tinkle and Pee
Then all at once a fart is heard
which is followed by a turd

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!

 

[earllogjam]

Written on the bottom of the stall door:

"Beware of Gay Midget Limbo Dancers."

 

[GayFrog]

Some come here to shit and stink
I come here to suck a dink.
So if you're hard just like a rock
Put it under I'll suck your cock.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

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and copyrighted© by Mick™
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]The love of my life, is not my dear wife,
But a toilet with flush, and extra thick pipes.
To take all my crap, without a mouth flap,
And when it acts up, I can shut off its tap.[/FONT]​

 

[willow78]

Saw this written on a cubicle door:

"I fucked your mother"

To which someone else added:

"Go home dad, you're drunk"

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

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The room is dark and some what hazy,
but the putrid smell does not phase me.
Its’ a place i like to call home,
I love to sit on my porcelain throne.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.​

 

[Autofellatio]

In the toilet where I sit
And my arse is full of shit
With the shadow of my foreskin on the wall
And the hair is growing thick, from my arsehole to my prick
And the flies are playing ping-pong with my balls ~

...

Well, I do wonder how the foreskin's shadow would be on the wall if the dude was sitting :O

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Some people come
To sit and wonder
I come here
To shit like thunder​