Anyone here who uses a fleshlight?

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  1. sammiez

    sammiez New Member

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    I'd like to try one to see how a vagina feels like but I don't know if it makes sense when I only have like 5 inches and don't know how much effectual length I can insert in the fleshlight because the balls are also in the way and the fleshlights are like 10 inches long which looks really intimidating. I don't know if having such a giant tool and then seeing my dick besides it might not be a frustrating view.
    Either way, do fleshlights really feel like real vaginas?
     
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    I occasionally use one to beat the hell out of noisy, annoying people with untreated personality disorders and substance abuse problems.
     
  3. sammiez

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    You're really impolite. I don't know what your problem is. Can't we just be friends or at least get along?
     
  4. B_Hickboy

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    Stuff your labels up your ass, mister.

    I've told you what I needed, and you can't or won't give it to me. You don't meet my needs as a friend, it's as simple as that. Now pipe down.
     
  5. sammiez

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    Easy brah. If you ever change your mind drop me a PM.
     
  6. ManlyBanisters

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    A vagina or a fleshlight?

    :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
  7. joyboytoy79

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    So, when is someone going to open a "Small Penis Support Group" or a "Small Penis Humiliation Fishing" web site, or something? I mean if SPH is your thing, fine, but must you torture the rest of us with it? You have a "small cock." We get it, really. We're just not interested in hearing about it every three minutes.
     
  8. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    I tend to think that swinging around a small fleshlight probably hurts considerably less than grabbing "someone" by the vayjayjay and swinging them around there MB.
     
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    I've got one and although it feels pretty real I hate that I have to do all the work. I know selfish...but come on if I want to jerkoff I'd rather feel my cock in my hand than a big junk of plastic. I will say this much tho...the lubes are freakin' fantastic.
     
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