Mustaches are so awesome, I wish more men had them, they're so out of style, which sucks. When I see a cop with a mustache I think that's totally awesome. And when I see a man with a big upper lip potential area where he can grow a big thick stache and he doesn't, I always think dang, what a waste! And when I see those guys who have like 3 little hairs and they try to grow a mustache but it's like no sorry, it's just not going to happen for you, it makes me sad.