Anyone jackoff in their office?

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Oh man I have fantasies about this all the time. But no, have not done it. If anyone is interested, feel free to message me and share photos of your office action! Message me!
 

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I understand the need and excitement of jacking off in the office, but what about the smell? How do you get rid of the smell from the office? Air freshener?
 

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I have certainly jerked in the office. Often, everyone in the area around me is gone by 4 or 4:30 and I'm usually at work until 6ish anyway. When I get horny enough off I go. There's some pics in one album here on LPSG from my office, in fact. It is a proper office with a door, though the door has a window it also has blinds. I do share it with someone else but he gets in before me and leaves before me.

Of course, any of us who jerk off at work using a work computer should consider that we are misusing the company's resources and that if we got caught watching porn on a work computer we would be in big trouble. (Hasn't stopped me though.)
 

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I understand the need and excitement of jacking off in the office, but what about the smell? How do you get rid of the smell from the office? Air freshener?

Unless you like cum all over the place in your office and don't clean up, I don't think it's a problem. Spray air freshener if you smell. Leaving a cum rag around that's another story.

I've JO a few times, cum in tissue, easy clean up.
 

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When I was young I had a holiday job in the accounts office of a construction firm that was excruciatingly boring, so every afternoon I used to go to the toilets in another building which was quiet and wank off.
 

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Actually just did it for the first time last week. Locked the door and was changing clothes to go out after work. It had been a couple days since I last came and I was feeling horny all day anyway. Once my pants were off, I got a throbbing hard on. Decided to get naked and sit at my desk...put on some porn and whacked away. Had the biggest cum shot.
 
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I never have. Fucked a number of women there, but never jacked off in the office.
 

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I do it at work in my office after everyone else has gone home. I love to look at web sights like this to learn about others. But, I wish I never started masterbating at the office as I wish I were consentrating on work. My wife works late (usually till 6 pm) so I have an hour to look , put my penis in the vacuum tube and eventually jerk off. My advice is do not do it at work!
 

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I do it pretty much any time I know both of my coworkers are going to be out of the office. I love it. feels so good and relaxing to rub one out. One time I came all over my key board though. that was hard to clean.

Any one ever been caught?
Ever Jerked off with a coworker?
 

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Once I was doing a late shift and my boss went home. I went into the conference room and sat in the boss chair and burst a NUT. He could have come back into the office at anytime.
 

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it's a total fantasy to suck off some CEO or hot shot manager at their office lol
 

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Once I was doing a late shift and my boss went home. I went into the conference room and sat in the boss chair and burst a NUT. He could have come back into the office at anytime.

How can you have meetings without a hard-on!? It must be such a distraction from any serious work you have in there whenever you see your boss sitting on that chair.
:wink:
 

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I've come in on the weekends to catch up on work and as my reward I'll watch a little porn and rub a good one out. Always have some lotion in the drawer!!