If you're talking about Preston in Lancashire, UK, I could kill you for not posting this a year ago, when I was stuck living with my parents for a number of months, going completely insane in a penis-free zone.
I would have happily met up with you if I was still there, but I'm now a hemisphere away (and quite glad about it, frankly). Preston ain't the funnest place in the world. Still, I wish you luck.
Wait though, I think there's another guy from Preston a member here, or at least there was - treatmeruff.