anyone seen this?

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  1. Imported

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    Looks real to me.
     
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    I'm sorry... I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.

    That is definately FAKE. Besides being disproportionate, the texture is visibly made out of silicone or some form of latex. The reason the "shaft" starts out with so much girth (near the pelvis), and then slims down to average girth at the "head" (or knee cap LOL) is pure physics. It's the same reason tall buildings have a wide base and narrow roof (think eiffel tower). In order to contruct this silicone over a substantially smaller cock, the "builder" had to start with a thick base to provide a foundation of stability but was unable to continue the girth as the weight of the compound increased.

    Pure physics.

    **If it was real, there would be a movie clip somewhere of him jacking off vigorously with both hands and cumming on cue. Lets see that!
     
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    that is the fake long john silver pics, if i remember rightly he was a car worker from london who posed with the prosthetic cock and fooled lots of people for many years until the truth was outed and the plastic cock shown for what it was, great pics though
     
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    elekid: yes i was being sarcastic but entertaining noentheless
     
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    hahah.. its fake i know... but if it isn't, would it be useable?
     
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    Ofcourse. If you had a steel rod implanted in it. Otherwise you'd probably need an extra heart...
     
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    don't laugh too loud, folks - that one may be a famous fake, but the merciless vagaries of mother nature pretty much guarantee that some poor bastard out there has got a real one much like it :(
     
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    Another porn star of the Seventies was known as Moby Dick, or the Texas Longhorn. His cock was not far from that size, and his was definitely real.

    (Disclaimer: If you're under the age of 18, DO NOT click on the following link.)

    Moby Dick
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    How could no one know this him LONG DONG SILVER a porn star from the 70's there also videos on the net Search it boys, he is very very real
     
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    Long Dong Silver and Fiona Flaps. The people who think Long Dong was fake are confusing him with the forgettable rubber dicks used by Rauncho-rama in the 1980s. Those were clearly fake with the big give-away being the harness the guys had to wear to 'own' one. Long Dong existed long before anyone figured out how to make an extremely lifelike fake dick that that could grow or stiffen like a real one (no one has still done that and it's 2005) and Long Dong was in enough photo shoots to pretty much prove he was real. Clarence Thomas was a big fan.
     
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    ive actually never heard of him, any more info?
     
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    guys you are thinking of long DAN silver who is a fake...this is long dong silver which is real. I had the videos of him for years....
     
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    Agreed. And, as DMW mentioned, a similarly endowed white guy, "Moby Dick"/"Texas Longhorn," made vids about the same time. There was also a third guy, also white, with a penis close in size to those two who went by the name "Mr. MX Missile."
     
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    I always thought Long Dong Silver was real ... ;-)
    Not just wishfull thinking either!
    I've seen the video several times myself ... and although its certainly possible ... I don't think even George Lucas could fake it that well today!
    Never was hard though ... just swinging in the air or laying on his leg ... ;-)
     
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    Nope. Long Dong was a fake. Yes, I've seen the video. I've also seen published photos of the same actor without the prosthetic.
     
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    Hm. It tried to push me an Activex control with virus code in it. I shut the fucker down. :spank:
     
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    I didn't think it looked fake, unless it was photoshopped, but if this guy was around before the days of computers, I'd say it's a real dick. Remember, not every guy with a huge willy would see it as a money-making opportunity. Just because we haven't seen many of them doesn't mean they don't exist somewhere.
     
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    What ever it is, it's ugly.

    Ick.

    Sex would be horrible whether it's real or not.

    However, Moby Dick seems much more attractive to me. Fake or not, and I have a tendency to trust Professor Jacinto. :dunce:
     
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