Anyone speak Russian?

[Skull Mason]

Or you could just skip words and drop your trousers.

I considered it but I'd rather not get jumped by the Russian mob in the area...near coney island.

 

[luka82]

Nyet. (sorry - does that mean no?).

Luka82 might know some.

Luka zna samo srpski da priča!
zato, POSISAJ MI KURAC!:biggrin1:
( I had to be haughtz a bit)

 

[Calboner]

Luka zna samo srpski da priča!
zato, POSISAJ MI KURAC!:biggrin1:
( I had to be haughtz a bit)

My guess, based on my scrappy knowledge of Russian, is that the first sentence means "Luka even knows Serbian too," but I can't figure out the rest, except maybe the last word, which may mean "chick" (like Russian "курица").

 

[novice_btm]

Hmm, my guess from Russian, and 3 words of Czech, would be "...ONLY knows Serbian (language)." (???) The second part... "So, TRY(in Russian, this means 'try', as in 'taste') MY COCK!"

Luka? Am I close?

 

[Calboner]

Hmm, my guess from Russian, and 3 words of Czech, would be "...ONLY knows Serbian (language)." (???) The second part... "So, TRY(in Russian, this means 'try', as in 'taste') MY COCK!"

Luka? Am I close?

Ah! Of course! The Russian word that I cited is a feminine noun meaning "chicken" or "hen"; "kurac" looks like a masculine form, so it must mean "cock" (which is a male chicken).

 

[BIGBULL29]

У меня большой хуй

 

[novice_btm]

У меня большой хуй

I don't think that is appropriate. I'm quite sure that claim more warrants a yum:

:biggrin1:

 

[DaveyR]

I don't think that is appropriate. I'm quite sure that claim more warrants a yum:

:biggrin1:

Is is true you are a bit of a cunning linguist on the quiet NB?

 

[novice_btm]

I can get around town, and handle at least the basics in probably four languages, fairly comfortably. I know tidbits of about 3-4 more. For actual conversation, I'm really only decent in about 2-3.

 

[Notthe7]

Took three years of it. i know a bit

 

[BIGBULL29]

I don't think that is appropriate. I'm quite sure that claim more warrants a yum:

:biggrin1:

True. I can say a lot more in French or German.

 

[novice_btm]

True. I can say a lot more in French or German.

Oui ? J'écoute.

 

[BIGBULL29]

Oui ? J'écoute.

Il est de notoriété publique que je suis monté comme un taureau.

Ma bite mérite d'être adorée... et ceux et celles sur ce site qui n'ont pas voulu m'accorder ce qui m'est dû regretteront bien leurs actions. :biggrin1:

Adorer ma bite, c'est se croire en paradis.:smile:

 

[novice_btm]

Ouf!!! Ça, c'est vraiment poétique, en français, mais aussi, ça c'est le même que ton message en anglais.
:tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

Alors, c'est bien encore, parce que tous les deux m'intéressent. :wink:

 

[2322]

bigbull is full of surprises!

 

[BIGBULL29]

У меня большой хуй

У меня есть большой хуй :wink:

 

[novice_btm]

У меня есть большой хуй :wink:

"есть" is typically implied, and is often noted simply by "—". Also, it can be tricky to use because it's identical to "есть", which is the imperfective form of "to eat". :tongue:

EDIT: Example...
Я хотел бы "ЕСТЬ" большой хуй.
I would like to "have (posses)" a big cock.
or
I would like to "be eating" a big cock.

 

[BIGBULL29]

"есть" is typically implied, and is often noted simply by "—". Also, it can be tricky to use because it's identical to "есть", which is the imperfective form of "to eat". :tongue:

EDIT: Example...
Я хотел бы "ЕСТЬ" большой хуй.
I would like to "have (posses)" a big cock.
or
I would like to "be eating" a big cock.

I suppose so... I believe it can be left out in more informal language.

I love verbal aspect in Russian. It fascinates me. The imperfect and perfect aspects in Russian are not used in exactly the same way as in French.