Anything fun to do with ton of old condoms?

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  1. fak_et

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    I have a bunch of old condoms i want to get rid of, for various reasons such as sitting in cars and being in wallets, what should I do with all of them? Is there anything fun to do with them?
     
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    Go into a public restroom and blow them up like a balloon. and just leave a few in there :smile:
     
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    They make fantastic (and sturdy) water baloons!
     
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    Balloon animals!Leave them in public restrooms!
     
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    Magnums can be recycled as inner tubes.

    Otherwise, from ten condoms you could sew a pair of gloves.
     
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    Ewwww and "lmao" at the same time!
     
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    Champagne lovers will find them useful. Roll one out over the cork and down the neck of the bottle before opening. In this way it will act as a cork catcher, thereby reducing the risk of damage or injury to anything or anyone near you.

    Would but a new meaning on pop my cork
     
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    Open them up and lube them and leave them lying around in some public area that would cause people to freak out about it.
     
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    Use them as a hat in a dick-head carnival costume.
     
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    can you even recycle them? if you can you should =]]
     
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    Masturbate with them, and enjoy the feeling of slowly stroking your cock, using the expelled semen as lubricant, after you cum.
     
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    I have another fabulous money saving suggestion. Fill them with meat and cook them for 15 minutes - Latex flavour sausages, anyone?
     
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    Next time your at a friends, put one on the antenna of their car
     
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    LMAO!!! This is great! Nice to have some humor on board today!!
     
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    Birthday partys, weddings, aniversarys, bachelor/bachelorette partys, funerals, graduations, just blow them up and see what developes.
     
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    tie them all together and call it a "goodyear"!!!! (like the tires)
     
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    oh wait that is for "used condoms"! So I guess I am no help! lol
     
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    -ballon animals
    -water ballons... got a balcony?
    -unroll then and leave them in your friends car or on the antenna
    -make a raft for the lake
    -blow them up and write happy birthday on them and give them to your co-workers
    -check out Martha Stewart's website probably lots of nice arts and crafts gifts you could make ......it's a good thing
     
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    Use-Sell-Ebay
    eeeww yuk'
    -forget i mentioned that
    enz
     
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    haha leave them in restrooms as balloons. too funny.
     
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