Anything fun to do with ton of old condoms?

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I have a bunch of old condoms i want to get rid of, for various reasons such as sitting in cars and being in wallets, what should I do with all of them? Is there anything fun to do with them?
 

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Champagne lovers will find them useful. Roll one out over the cork and down the neck of the bottle before opening. In this way it will act as a cork catcher, thereby reducing the risk of damage or injury to anything or anyone near you.

Would but a new meaning on pop my cork
 

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Masturbate with them, and enjoy the feeling of slowly stroking your cock, using the expelled semen as lubricant, after you cum.
 

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I have another fabulous money saving suggestion. Fill them with meat and cook them for 15 minutes - Latex flavour sausages, anyone?
 

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Birthday partys, weddings, aniversarys, bachelor/bachelorette partys, funerals, graduations, just blow them up and see what developes.
 

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-ballon animals
-water ballons... got a balcony?
-unroll then and leave them in your friends car or on the antenna
-make a raft for the lake
-blow them up and write happy birthday on them and give them to your co-workers
-check out Martha Stewart's website probably lots of nice arts and crafts gifts you could make ......it's a good thing