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Anything to brag about PUSSY?

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by metas, Mar 30, 2010.

  1. metas

    metas Experimental Member

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    Bragging about penis size is very common everywhere. So, I'm wondering if people have anything to brag about pussies? At least in your friend circles....
     
  2. D_Sparroe Spongecaques

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    Oh yes!

    My pussy is called Archie and he is ginger and white and is smooth and beautiful.He talks,well at least he sounds like he does,and waves with his paws outstretched.He sunbathes by the apple tree in the garden and opens the door with his paw when he wants to come in.When he is hungry he sits by his food pantry and puts his nose on the pouch of food that he wants.

    My pussy is the best.
     
  3. petite

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    I can pompoir.

    'Nuff said!
     
  4. D_Andreas Sukov

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    Looks are important. I dunno. Theres far more to brag about than size of cocks. So i assume there is alot to brag about in vags. My Ex had a small mole like just to the left of hers and it was beyond cute. I liked it.
     
  5. nakedone

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    I can brag about my wife's pussy, and the number of other guys who have fucked it. Does that count?
     
  6. RawDog

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    My wife's pussy can suck my dick with her vaginal muscles when she cums... It's more an involuntary form of pompoir. I especially love it when she does it as I cum. It feels like she's reaching inside me and pulling out my semen.
     
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    Don't brag. Its lane.
     
  8. helgaleena

    helgaleena Sexy Member

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    There have been bragging threads over in Womens Issues now and then. Most memorably, How sensitive is your Cunt? Also, can your cunt read Braille?
     
  9. petite

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    You mean this sarcastically, right? Because this is a penis site with a forum called "Show Off."

    That's hilarious!
     
  10. molotovmuffin

    molotovmuffin Experimental Member

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    But oh so true!
     
  11. D_Petherick_Poundlouder

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    Bragging and showing off are different. I seperate the two.
     
  12. SpoiledPrincess

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    I trained mine to perform simple household tasks.
     
  13. petite

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    Are you seriously saying that if the thread were titled "Show Off What's Great About Pussy?" then you wouldn't be complaining?

    Splitting hairs, aren't we, in order to keep the pussy down?

    Love the pussy!
     
  14. molotovmuffin

    molotovmuffin Experimental Member

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    The world revolves around pussy... everyone know that! :wink:
     
  15. dirkjesje

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    I like to see a clit so big as a 0.5" to 1"'
    The biggest I saw in IRL was a very small pea. Mostly it's just a little point.
    Also the inner labia must be 1cm to 3cm outcoming, a kinder pussy can never get me hot.
    The only bragging that I hear on fora is how tight and how they have a kinder pussy. Not for me.
     
  16. wseattle

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    So your saying thats why the world is in the shitter now haha?
     
  17. mariamluvsEMbig

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    hmm...mine is well kept...gets nice and wet....clean...free of std's...and loves big dick
     
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    ;-)
     
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    My vagina can file your taxes, balance the budget and look good in a Herve Leger gown!
     
  21. Big Irish

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    In that case could I hire your vag to deal with my 1099C?:biggrin1: Not to mention accompanying me to dinner? Herve Leger!
     
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    Oh...I just love this fact!


     
  24. metas

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    Luvya...!

     
  25. metas

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    Oh...yes BIG CLIT FOR ME TOO, please.....

     
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    well im very proud of mine its very tight and no man can last more then 5 seconds in it because I have what they call an elastic one lol

    no matter how hard it gets banged it springs back to its original 0.5 cm hole and rips forskins off lol

    Oh and its always wet lol
     
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    I know a woman who taught herself some Jedi pussy tricks. It was eerie how she would use the force to stroke my cock into orgasm from across the room.
     
  28. ferfed

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    some talented vagina here
     
  29. mariamluvsEMbig

    mariamluvsEMbig Legendary Member

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    haha thanks...i get that a lot
     
  30. 43698

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    My x wife used to brag about her pussy and about how anyone she was ever with always said it was better than anyone else. She never got lose not even after having a baby. The first time we had sex we of course used a condom and it made squeeking noises. I honestly do not think her pussy is the best and sex with her was boring as she was an expert at cumming easily and then she would get chills almost pass out and want to stop........it sucked.
     
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