Anything to brag about PUSSY?

[Big Irish]

My vagina can file your taxes, balance the budget and look good in a Herve Leger gown!

In that case could I hire your vag to deal with my 1099C?:biggrin1: Not to mention accompanying me to dinner? Herve Leger!

 

[THEDUDEofDestiny]

So your saying thats why the world is in the shitter now haha?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdq577iClbU

 

[metas]

Oh...I just love this fact!

The world revolves around pussy... everyone know that! :wink:

 

[metas]

Luvya...!

hmm...mine is well kept...gets nice and wet....clean...free of std's...and loves big dick

 

[metas]

Oh...yes BIG CLIT FOR ME TOO, please.....

I like to see a clit so big as a 0.5" to 1"'
The biggest I saw in IRL was a very small pea. Mostly it's just a little point.

 

[cannycrumpet]

well im very proud of mine its very tight and no man can last more then 5 seconds in it because I have what they call an elastic one lol

no matter how hard it gets banged it springs back to its original 0.5 cm hole and rips forskins off lol

Oh and its always wet lol

 

[B_quietguy]

I know a woman who taught herself some Jedi pussy tricks. It was eerie how she would use the force to stroke my cock into orgasm from across the room.

 

[ferfed]

some talented vagina here

 

[mariamluvsEMbig]

Luvya...!

haha thanks...i get that a lot

 

[43698]

My x wife used to brag about her pussy and about how anyone she was ever with always said it was better than anyone else. She never got lose not even after having a baby. The first time we had sex we of course used a condom and it made squeeking noises. I honestly do not think her pussy is the best and sex with her was boring as she was an expert at cumming easily and then she would get chills almost pass out and want to stop........it sucked.

 

[ferfed]

^ pretty interesting

 

[Jathe]

The womenz on here are awesome T_T Why can't I ever meet people like them?! XD

 

[RawDog]

My vagina can file your taxes, balance the budget and look good in a Herve Leger gown!

I'm going to have to owe money this year (fucked up on my witholding).

Can your vagina print money?

 

[metas]

Does anyone love big Mons Pubis? Big, I mean thick pad and as broad as my palm.
Yes, my wife has a really broad and full Mons Pubis, and a type 3 pussy! Her pussy has got my attention through her tight jean since the first day we have met.

Oh...yes...her pussy scent is similar to red roses too!
Just to think about her pussy, I'm so horny now ........Chzzzz...

 

[D_Barbi_Dahl]

My pussy gets rave reviews...on taste, aesthetics, feel and that it can handle big cocks and never gets enough of them. My pussy is the juiciest and makes puddles...it'll even squirt on occasion.

 

[simbablk]

hmm...mine is well kept...gets nice and wet....clean...free of std's...and loves big dick

Now that's hot!!!

 

[simbablk]

My pussy gets rave reviews...on taste, aesthetics, feel and that it can handle big cocks and never gets enough of them. My pussy is the juiciest and makes puddles...it'll even squirt on occasion.

Based on your post I'D give your pussy rave reviews!!! Nothing like a pussy that gets sopping wet and I'm down there lapping it up

 

[MickeyLee]

my vagina folded 1000 origami cranes.

she hasn't used her wish yet.

she advises everyone to stay on her good side.

 

[Enid]

...and a type 3 pussy!

type 3 pussy?
:thinking:

 

[Daisy]

I've been told mine is "magical".