^ The experiment of simply asking the thread OP. And I know you didn't even bother to take the OCD test. Duhhhh...I know that. And if you did you lied your way through it
Just to stick it in your eye, I'll take the test again for you.
1. I excessively worry about my physical appearance. - No, I'm comforatable with how I look. My feelings about my penis are entirely based around my sensation, not my appearance. If I could push a button, and appear to the world to be uncircumcised, but not actually change anything, I would not be satisfied.
2. I often check my appearance in mirrors or other reflecting objects (i.e., windows, car bumpers, spoons, etc). - No, in fact I often forget to shave, comb my hair, etc. and other people have to remind me. For this reason, I used to shave my head during summer months to avoid having to comb my hair.
3. I frequently avoid mirrors and other reflecting objects. - No, I look in the mirror while brushing my teeth and when I remember to shave, and I don't feel self conscious at the gym, which is mirrored all around.
4. I excessively perform basic grooming activities (i.e., washing skin, combing hair, brushing teeth) related to my perceived flaw. - No, in fact about the only "grooming" activity that might be related to being circumcised is washing my cock in the shower. Before any masturbation jokes are made, I usually clean the pipes in bed. :wink:
5. I often use make-up or clothing (i.e., hats, scarves, long sleeve shirts, long pants, etc.) to camouflage my perceived flaw. - No, I don't do the towel dance and I'm usually the one taking extra long showers at the gym as well. I don't go to lengths to try to conceal my circumcised penis. Any warning my friends get if I need to change clothes and they're in my room is usually just, I'm changing clothes about 2 seconds before I remove my pants. All my friends but one have stopped caring about nudity around me, and that friend weighs 400 lbs, so I'm pretty sure of what his reasons are.
6. I frequently attempt to hide my perceived flaw by using my hands, by sitting in certain positions, or by staying in places where I believe the flaw will be less noticeable by others (i.e., a dark corner in a theatre or restaurant). - No, again, I hang out naked in the locker room, and I have been known to laugh at people who go through hoops to hide that they have a dick.
7. I regularly scrutinize others' appearance for comparison. - No, at least not any more than anyone else sneaks a quick peek for "comparison". :wink: If I am looking at other naked people and scrutinize anything, it tends to be musculature, because I have been lifting weights for a while now.
8. I sometimes discuss my perceived flaw with others, or ask others to verify my perceived flaw. - I had to, in all fairness, give myself a Yes here. After all, I have posted on this board on the subject often enough.
9. I often seek reassurance from others about the appearance of my perceived flaw. - No, I'm very self-contained on the subject. What's done is done, and if anything is going to be done to change it, that's on me.
10. I often touch, pick, and/or measure my perceived flaw. - Beyond simple masturbation, pissing, and cleaning, No. I honestly couldn't even tell you what I measure on the Foreskin Coverage Index.
11. I diet and/or eat only specific foods related to my perceived flaw. - I've yet to find a food that regrows foreskins, but I'll drop you a line if I do. No.
12. I excessively exercise and/or lift weights in an effort to alter my perceived flaw. - No, in fact my laziness on workout routines in general has meant that my restoration process has been standing still for years.
13. I avoid certain places and/or activities (i.e., parties, dating, swimming, restaurants, theatres, etc.) because I don't want others to see my perceived flaw. - Again, I am up for nudity, and I don't cover up. I realize that other people, particularly in America, don't give a circumcised penis a second thought. So, No.
14. I generally avoid having my picture taken. - No. I don't always like it, but that's much more to do with me not liking to put on a suit and most of my picture I'm in being professional family photos.
15. I have undergone cosmetic procedures to correct my perceived flaw (i.e., plastic surgery, hair replacement, skin bleaching, etc.). - Not just no, but hell no. No cosmetic surgery on my dick. I've always felt strongly against getting cosmetic surgery, even before I knew what circumcision was. This is actually one of the reasons why I don't like being circumcised.
16. I am dissatisfied with the outcome of these cosmetic procedures. No, because answering No to question 15 renders 16 inapplicable.
17. I am planning or hoping to have cosmetic procedures to alter my perceived flaw in the future. Again, hell no.
18. I am often anxious or depressed thinking about my perceived flaw. - In the past, mainly when I first found out about circumcision, I was actually depressed fairly often, but not anymore. I could be a little bit of a drama queen at times about it, but I'm not actually depressed. I accepted a while back that what's done is done and I can either move forward with restoration or live with being circumcised. That's all there is to it.
19. I am often late for activities due to performing behaviors related to my perceived flaw. - Since I don't even do any activities really related to being circumcised, except for posting here, this is a No. It could have almost been a yes, but I've only been late to work because of replying on this subject once. If it gives you any sort of trollish pride Sargon, it was to your post. :tongue:
20. I often believe others notice my perceived flaw and/or are thinking negative thoughts about my perceived flaw. - No one comments on my circumcision status, and I don't think they're thinking about it either, so No.
21. I am significantly distressed about my perceived flaw. No, I used to be, kinda of a double up question with number 18, but not anymore.
22. I often believe others are discussing or commenting on my perceived flaw. - No, if anything, I know most people don't see it as a flaw at all, and all of my friends but a couple are circumcised as well.
23. My concerns about my perceived flaw are interfering with my relationships and/or with my academic or professional functioning. - I had to answer Yes here again, because as I've stated, I've put off being in a sexual relationship just because I don't want to deal with the conversations that would come up from choosing to restore.
24. I spend _____
hours per day doing behaviors specifically related to my perceived flaw. Less than 1, so I answered zero. Posting here isn't done specifically because I am circumcised. I oppose it on moral and ethical grounds, and would still do so if I magically had a foreskin again. Additionally, I do it partly because I enjoy intellectual debate, and I'm just as likely to be on youtube or my PS3 at any given time. Given the choice between going to a friend's house to do something or lurking here, I'll be at my friend's. I do occassionally throw in stretching exercises for foreskin restoration, but I rarely go longer than half an hour, and I don't do them with any degree of regularity.
25. I worry most about the following parts of my body: Since I don't have a foreskin anymore, I figured it was most accurate to say penis.
So like I said, I scored a 2. Let's see what the follow-up email has to say about it:
* 1 to 3 test items checked: There is a low probability that you have BDD. You may be more concerned about your body image than most people, but it is unlikely that these concerns significantly impact your life.
* 4 to 7 test items checked: There is a medium probability that you have BDD. You likely experience a moderately high amount of distress related to your body, and likely spend more time than most people obsessing about, and checking, your appearance.
* More than 7 test items checked: There is a high probability that you have BDD. You most likely have a great amount of distress related to what you perceive to be a significant flaw with your body. It is likely you spend a considerable amount of time checking your appearance, attempting to change and/or camouflage your appearance, and avoiding situations in which you fear others might observe your perceived body flaw.
Notice how most of that test is about personal vanity, how you think you are perceived, and not about body function? Learn a new tune, Sargon. This one's gotten a bit old.