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Apparently The Hung Are Not As Bright

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by Stratavos, Jun 9, 2019.

  1. Stratavos

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    My friends who are very large are actually also freaking smart. Sooooo....
     
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    The boy is hella brilliant. And his weenie is pretty big, too.
     
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    Yep I've seen a very big brain and a very big dick on the same body.
     
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    I'm a professor and quite well hung.
     
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    I concur, professor.
     
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    When will people stop getting their facts from Wikipedia and joke internet sites ??

    Below is the vendors official disclaimer

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    That's about as silly as assuming women with ample chests are lower on the IQ scale. Just because her titties makes a man dumb doesn't mean she is. I'm proof you can be well endowed and pack a large frontal lobe.
     
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    I graduated summa cum pause and went on to get my PhD by attending a bricks and mortar institution. And I hang 7 inches soft , so I’m not necessarily hung, but above average.
     
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    That would be hung, sir.
     
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    I just reread my post and I detest auto correct! Why would the word ‘laude’ get corrected to ‘ pause’.

    Thanks for the compliment!
     
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    Lol. Autocorrect can sometimes be your friend and at other times it hates you.
     
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    One time autocorrect changed my sentence to my very prude and hateful mother in law. It typed "l will be there soon. Just rub your clitoris" I was mortified

    A few years ago I was sexting my husband all sorts of naughty things. Then I received a message that said "I believe these messages are for your husband" and it was MY mom.
     
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    That's a hoot. What was her response, or did she never speak to you again?
     
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    If that worked to make her stop talking to me I would have done it 2 decades ago
    Lol

    I said something like "oh i had voice to text on here at the sex toy shop and it picked up someone else's conversation my bad *she knew I worked there and did not approve*
     
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    That's even funnier. Thanks, you made my day. :)
     
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    I have endless stories. Particularly from the sex shop. You see it all there. When it's in the bad side of town.
     
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    I help with a charity and we were having a silent auction. One of the other people on the committee was a lady who was an ex-high school principal and was old enough to be my mother. I'll call her Mary. We wanted to try and get the ladies, attending the auction, more involved in bidding for items. We decided to do up a gift basket with a few naughty items in it. Mary's husband drove us to the nearest sex shop, which was in the next town. We got there and he refused to come in. So Mary and I go in and, in the back of my mind, I'm thinking: great,they'll think we are some mom and son couple or she's a cougar, or something like that.
    Mary was cool with the whole thing and was wandering around picking up lubes and teddies and throwing them in the basket. She sure wasn't like any high school principal I ever had. I walked by a display of dildos. They had them lined up in order of size. The biggest was some massive black one that had to be over 12 inches. Mary was a couple aisles over. I grabbed the big one and held it over my head an yelled, "Look Mary, they've got one in black".
     
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    I have the perfect picture on my cell for that story

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    That's the one!
     
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