I know I joined this thread late, but just realized that romance really isn't in the genetic code of a lot of us guys. This doesn't mean that we don't fall in love and get married (I did) but the flowers, moonlight and roses aren't the first immediate action items on our male brains when we see a woman that appeals to us; please understand that. Diametrically opposite of my neanderthal-like brain is my wife.
She and her sister watch this ABC show called "The Bachelor" that is pure water torture. Their rebuttal argument is
"maybe I can learn something" about romance and how women think. I highly doubt that.
If you haven't seen this installment of the show there is the bachelor Jared, a tiny little Tom Cruise fellow who is supposedly a regional jet pilot for ASA and hopeless romantic who walks around spouting lines that would sicken a normal male:
"love is more powerful than flying." To make him look even more "Cruisian" they have him ride a motorcycle, but unfortunately the huge helmet he wears makes him look instead like a giant ant atop a Honda. Oddly he is also afraid of heights (but is also willing to show tears.)
There are the usual gaggle of women lusting after him, but to be honest I can't see why he's taking weeks upon weeks to choose one of them. We men would take a look at the group and instantly select two out of the bunch. Unfortunately one of the hottest women- the bottle blonde with the big plastic breasts :boobies:- was sent home for having intimate relations with one of the shows producers so that leaves one really great-looking babe left,
Ali. My guess is Jared will ultimately select the hideously ugly
Vienna as an ABC gesture to women everywhere who believe there is still hope for them to attract tiny little Tom Cruise regional pilots who ride motorcycles.
See I am a romantic. :smile:
Here is the show:
Watch Full Episodes Online - The Bachelor - ABC.com