Apple Pie/Flute scene from American Pie

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  1. D_Sir Dancealot

    D_Sir Dancealot New Member

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    How many guys have copied the famous scene from American Pie and have actually shagged a warm apple pie?

    Second question for the girls. Have you ever done the flute thing or used any other musical instrument for sex?
     
  2. D_Sir Dancealot

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    Correction - Trumpet not flute...Der
     
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    Apple pie tastes too good to ruin it with my dick. Sorry, never tried it.
     
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    "ruin" and "dick", imo, should never be in the same sentence
     
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    After Channing Tatum and I entered the ancient Mayan ruin, he flashed his dick at me, and told me to do as I desired.

    Does that help? :rolleyes:
     
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    I never did it with baked goods...
     
  7. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    There's only one kind of pie I want to stick my Cock in, and the pastry kind ain't it!
     
  8. cow pie ? :rolleyes:
     
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    Pizza Pie? :rolleyes: (yours is much funnier, TOG.)
     
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    If you take any brass instrument (trumpet, trombone, tuba, etc) and have someone place the bell against a part of your body and play it, the results are, well . . . orgasmic. I've had two friends simultaneously playing various pitches on trumpets against my head, and I very nearly "creamed my pants," as much as I hate that expression. Also try: stomach, back, ass, crotch.

    I discovered this after a high school brass rehearsal, when someone tried to scare someone else by playing a trumpet on his back. The "victim" then said something to the effect of, "Holy crap! Do that again!" Then of course everyone else had to try and one thing led to another and it turned into a giant orgy.
     
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    shithead :rolleyes:
     
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    Hair pie is more my speed, but I'll take the WARRANT covergirl's cherry in her pie anyday!
     
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    LOL!!!!

    And no, why wreck the pie? Plus, I am too attached to my dick to burn it.:tongue:
     
  15. D_Sir Dancealot

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    This could be a new game in the bedroom. Where's my trumpet?
     
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    I guess my ideal would be to watch a sexy hung stud fuck the warm pie, then let me clean his dick off. Cock, apple pie and a cum chaser. I don't get better than that:tongue:
     
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    I've been accused of playing the butt-trumpet after a fulfilling meal of ham and beans...:eek: Does that count?
     
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    I remember reading about a guy who actually tried to fuck an apple pie and burned his dick.

    I remember another article about a guy being arrested for being caught screwing a pumpkin outside on halloween or something.

    Things I have fucked include:

    Hands

    Vaginas

    Assholes

    Mouths

    Throats

    Tits

    A cup full of cold, orange marmalade (don't ask)

    A cup full of soft foam swabs mixed with baby oil and vaseline (")

    The space between two couch cushions (")

    A coke bottle when I was 13, my dick was too thick to go in

    A larger mango juice bottle (the hole was a little wider than a gallon milk jug) when I was 16, (")

    Toilet paper tube, (")

    Paper towel tube, got stuck...


    My ex gf shoved a recorder up her pussy as well as the end of a toothbrush I believe.

    I believe my current gf shoved a saxophone mouthpiece, as well as a 16 oz poland spring bottle (it didn't go far), a sunscreen bottle as thick as her wrist (went in about 6 inches), a piece of a telescope tube or something, a baseball bat pen, a toothbrush, my fist, and a buttplug up her twat. And that's just what I saw her do.

    I have shoved a buttplug, a banana, and an uncooked hotdog up my own ass (oh please like you haven't done it :p).
     
  19. D_Sir Dancealot

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    F.Y.I. The answer is NO!
     
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    And No to most of these. Have I missed out?
     
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