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April Fool's Day news of LPSG

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Calboner, Apr 1, 2010.

  1. Calboner

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    CatchoftheDay has been arrested in Wankershire for mass murder and cannibalism.

    HickBoy has joined the Church of Scientology and is rising fast in its ranks.

    Other news?
     
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    Praying Mantis has given birth to octuplets and will be featured on a new reality show called Hot Mammas!

    Petite has just won an award from the National Exotic Dancers Association (NEDA) for her new pole-dancing routine at the Rustler's Lounge in Las Vegas.

    L_Lynn was found naked and dazed in a hotel room booked under the name of Sarah Palin.
     
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    RawDog is visiting a monastery to learn the arcane tantric discipline of the 3 month orgasm. Unfortunately he must obstain from sex for one week and is unsure if he will survive.

    This would obviously feature my pompoir skills of smoking a cigar during the finale. :tongue:
     
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    I know a fair bit of French, but I don't know what that word means in this context -- though I think I can guess. A cigar? Wow.

    The index said, just before I clicked on this page, that the thread has had two replies and only 1 view. That has got to be some sort of April Fool's Day computation.
     
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    Perez Hilton was first to announce Sarah Jessica Parker dies.
     
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    I really think I could do it. I just don't want to!

    Pompoir - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    http://www.lpsg.org/173656-milking-the-penis-with-vagina.html

    And the cigar trick, courtesy of MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK:

    Smoking pussy - RedTube - Free Porn Videos
     
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    NEWS FLASH!!

    The latest worldwide rummor is that all the LP'ers in LPSG, including the well known calboner, have grown so immense,
    that they have lost all their natural support.

    As of today, the most up to date information available is that all LP'ers will be required to use a derrick, or some other heavy duty equipment, instead of a traditional jock.
     
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    In another news Rosie O' Donnell announced today that her being gay was just a "joke?" and is currently engaged to James Marsden.
    Breaking story, we just received word that this was her initial statement that she had prepared before the debut of her hit movie "The Flintstones", but since the show was a flop anyway, she quickly "brushed the idea from her mind."

    A faint resemblence of Albus Dumbledor's testicles lined the skies today in a cloud formation. Elaborate prank, or proof of OTHER life out there, only time will tell.
     
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    Obviously
     
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    I have just watched the news on the TV and they said that Mr Siuperman has sold LPSG and they are going to make it into a Soap Opera and we are all going to boe on TV :cool:
     
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    I loved the LPSG upside down home page! Well done.
     
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    Pitbull has won 1st Place in the third annual National Dyslexsia Association (the "ADN") Spelling Bee.

    Dolfette reported last night that someone has apparently removed her clitoris from her vagina. The police are looking into it.

    K8 continues to elude the Police Authorities of Wales (PAW) and UK Security Forces in connection with an apparent theft of a large shipment of Magnum XL's from Cardiff International Airport last month. According to a highly-classified report issued yesterday by Interpol, she could be anywhere.
     
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    to the dismay of his fans quercusone has announced he will undergo penis reductio surgery
     
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    It's not healthy to have more than ten percent of your body weight in your dick anyway.
     
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    The entire membership of LPSG was revealed to have multiple accounts. There are actually only seven total members, and three of them are underage.
     
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    Crescendo69 was revealed to be working undercover for Milton Bradly games, secretly testing new games on LPSG. His account was, naturally, suspended for half a hour.

    NudeYorker was apprehended on Venice Boulevard for not wearing a bicycle helmet. He was released the next day after convincing the DA that the heinous bicycle had failed to wear the helmet. "It's all good," says the DA. "We have booked the bicycle on suspicion of attempted manslaughter."
     
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    I love this thread, makes me sad April Fool's Day is almost over.
     
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    Me, too. Maybe we should create a continuing thread: LPSG Headlines
     
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    No time like the present, start one, NNYD!
     
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    I'd be delighted to...but I'm gonna defer to Calboner on that. This was all his idea and I think he should be at the head of the thread.
     
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    Ah, so this is similar to the East Asian Kabazzah, having no relation to la cabeza, (or casabas) and which is more useful for the smoking of ceegars.
     
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    I don't know if the saying "Now I've seen everything" can be used any more, but watching a bit of that video makes me want to say it.

    Yay! I've always wanted to boe on TV.

    Well, maybe I don't want to be at the head of a news thread that doesn't have the word "fool" in it. Some of you may recall that I once started a thread that was supposed to be OBVIOUSLY fooling, and a lot of fools posted to say that they were not fooled.
     
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    Yes, TheBoyfriend has once futilely attempted to get me to change my mind.

    I want to boe on TV, too!

    That link is hilarious!


    Please please please make a LPSG Joke News Thread! Please!
     
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    Manly Bannisters has announced that she wants to try screwing unmedicated yuppy internet millionaires citing that sanity would improve variety.
     
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    Pecker has miraculously awoken from an 8 year coma only to find that he has been typing in his sleep all this time.
     
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    Site administrator Rob_E has been banned for banning a band of banners.
     
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    Just now discovered this thread and this one is my favorite. I am too intimidated by its brilliance to try to surpass it. :biggrin1:
     
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    Looking into her vagina?!! :eek: And are they absolutely sure she had a clitoris in the first place?

    Can I have the leftovers? Not to be greedy or anything.

    Calboner is definitely at the 'head' of . . . . oh nevermind, I'm not gonna touch that with a 17" x 10 3/4" pole.
     
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    Hey! I thought you wanted to boe in me!!!??? :tongue:
     
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    MM started a new line of three legged custom pants for us here at LPSG... the fittings are fun...
     
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