April Fool's Day news of LPSG

[D_Tully Tunnelrat]

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Ah, so this is similar to the East Asian Kabazzah, having no relation to la cabeza, (or casabas) and which is more useful for the smoking of ceegars.

 

[Calboner]

And the cigar trick, courtesy of MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK:

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I don't know if the saying "Now I've seen everything" can be used any more, but watching a bit of that video makes me want to say it.

I have just watched the news on the TV and they said that Mr Siuperman has sold LPSG and they are going to make it into a Soap Opera and we are all going to boe on TV

Yay! I've always wanted to boe on TV.

I'd be delighted to...but I'm gonna defer to Calboner on that. This was all his idea and I think he should be at the head of the thread.

Well, maybe I don't want to be at the head of a news thread that doesn't have the word "fool" in it. Some of you may recall that I once started a thread that was supposed to be OBVIOUSLY fooling, and a lot of fools posted to say that they were not fooled.

 

[petite]

I don't know if the saying "Now I've seen everything" can be used any more, but watching a bit of that video makes me want to say it.

Yes, TheBoyfriend has once futilely attempted to get me to change my mind.

Yay! I've always wanted to boe on TV.

I want to boe on TV, too!

Well, maybe I don't want to be at the head of a news thread that doesn't have the word "fool" in it. Some of you may recall that I once started a thread that was supposed to be OBVIOUSLY fooling, and a lot of fools posted to say that they were not fooled.

That link is hilarious!


Please please please make a LPSG Joke News Thread! Please!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Manly Bannisters has announced that she wants to try screwing unmedicated yuppy internet millionaires citing that sanity would improve variety.

 

[Pecker]

Pecker has miraculously awoken from an 8 year coma only to find that he has been typing in his sleep all this time.

 

[Calboner]

Site administrator Rob_E has been banned for banning a band of banners.

 

[BigDallasDick8x6]

The entire membership of LPSG was revealed to have multiple accounts. There are actually only seven total members, and three of them are underage.

Just now discovered this thread and this one is my favorite. I am too intimidated by its brilliance to try to surpass it. :biggrin1:

 

[maxcok]

Dolfette reported last night that someone has apparently removed her clitoris from her vagina. The police are looking into it.

Looking into her vagina?!! And are they absolutely sure she had a clitoris in the first place?

to the dismay of his fans quercusone has announced he will undergo penis reductio surgery

Can I have the leftovers? Not to be greedy or anything.

I'd be delighted to...but I'm gonna defer to Calboner on that. This was all his idea and I think he should be at the head of the thread.

Calboner is definitely at the 'head' of . . . . oh nevermind, I'm not gonna touch that with a 17" x 10 3/4" pole.

 

[molotovmuffin]

Yay! I've always wanted to boe on TV.

Hey! I thought you wanted to boe in me!!!??? :tongue:

 

[unzipped]

MM started a new line of three legged custom pants for us here at LPSG... the fittings are fun...

 

[Mr. Snakey]

One student at the Drifterwood School of Muff Diving choked to death on a hair ball. Investigation underway. Local authorities say something smells fishy.

 

[Pecker]

The entire membership of LPSG was revealed to have multiple accounts. There are actually only seven total members, and three of them are underage.

And one is a male pretending to be a voluptuous female on cam but 'her' cam only shows snow.

Glenn Beck was several minutes late starting his radio show this morning because he was watching his PC in his dressing room, waiting for LPSG photo verification.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Praying Mantis has given birth to octuplets and will be featured on a new reality show called Hot Mammas!

Petite has just won an award from the National Exotic Dancers Association (NEDA) for her new pole-dancing routine at the Rustler's Lounge in Las Vegas.

L_Lynn was found naked and dazed in a hotel room booked under the name of Sarah Palin.

I don't know how i missed this. Octo's would be a bit much for my mind to handle.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

In other news, famed weird X video finder DJG was caught going to youtube for videos teletubby sex videos.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

HickBoy has joined the Church of Scientology and is proving rank in its fastness.

 

[Calboner]

HickBoy has joined the Church of Scientology and is proving rank in its fastness.

I can believe that.

In other news, Hhuck has proposed to change his alias. "I don't like it when people think it sounds like somebody clearing his throat," he said. His new alias will be "Fthoo."

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

In other news, Hhuck has proposed to change his alias. "I don't like it when people think it sounds like somebody clearing his throat," he said. His new alias will be "Fthoo."

Another game plan sunk.
Thanks, Cal.