Archetypes of cocks

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  1. Joseph

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    ok listen, for some strange reason which I wont tell you here (and which you propably don't care about) I need you guys to tell me if there are any "types" of cocks.

    Do you have any special terms for them?
    Are there any cathegories ?

    I heard of showers and growers, but any other factors that give a name?


    BTW I am aware how moronic I sound!
     
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    Or is this more what you mean? Cock Rocker

    "Simon Frith and Angela McRobbie were the first academic writers to conceptualise rock and sexuality. In 1978 they distinguished ‘cock rock’ from ‘teenybop’ and hailed Elvis as the archetypal cock rocker, a male star who used his thrusting appeal to dominate masses of lusty female followers.... Cock rock is best understood as a performed expression of masculinity, the gender paradigm that continues to define most male behaviour in patriarchal society."

    Or did you just mean another term for cocks, like "knothead?"
     
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    <sigh> no, not a term for cock

    I just kinda.... wanted to know
    there are growers and showers: cocks that are small but grow big, or those that are big and get only slightly bigger

    I wanted to know if there are other terms like that... like for people that got ordinary lenght but their girth is great or something like that...
     
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    needledick?
     
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    circumcised/uncircumcised
    skinny/fat

    Am I missing something here???
     
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    There probably are different "names." I mean, I can think of reasons why beyond the standard "showers," "growers," "cut," and "uncut" labels. How about these criteria:

    - Cocks that curve up
    - Cocks that stick straight out
    - Cocks that curve to the left or right
    - Cocks with a 1/2 foreskin
    - Cocks that bend downward
    - Cocks with large slits
    - Cocks with large heads

    Etc.

    Anyone got "names" for these kinda things?
     
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    I have a mushroom head and didn't even know there was a name for it until recently. The head is larger than the shaft, not very pointy, and it swells up when erect. I think it only occurs when you're circumcised. There's also a helmet head. Not sure what the difference is.
     
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    difference is this is a mushroom head,



    and look in my pictures because I have a helmet head
     

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    They look the same to me. I'm not sure what I have. :confused:
     
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    If your dick is short and really thick some would call it a chode
     
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    cock robin - this one is redder than your normal cock

    cockatoo - this one is twice the size of a normal cock

    cockaleekie - this one often causes a drip stain on the front of light coloured trousers

    cockchafer - this one makes us sore

    cock-a-hoop - this one can do tricks
     
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    SP

    THANK YOU!! Your post made me blow my beer out my nose I laughed so hard.

    :biggrin1:
     
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    Alas, SP, your wit will be lost on American readers, most of whom will not know any of these expressions, except maybe "cockatoo."

    But perhaps some of them will laugh anyway, just as I laughed at Monty Python's Flying Circus when I watched it as a boy even though half the time I completely failed to understand what was going on.
     
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