Are all Firemen whores? Tell us about your city's Firemen.

[houtx48]

well we know the whiners in San Diego don't like to ride on floats in gay parades........big babies.

 

[louielouie82]

Apparently there's at least one whore in the Austin Fire Department... or should I say, WAS:

Austin Firefighter Fired Over Nude Photos Online

I understand he was given a chance to take down the nude photos and chose not to and lie about it... but to me, it's still stupid he was fired. I don't know what this country's fascination with vilifying sex is, but I find it to be highly unfortunate.

 

[haulthat]

Posting nude photos of yourself on an adult website is enough to make you a whore? Well shit I guess nearly everyone on here is then. True... that isn't that much of a stretch, but I don't think its true in general. I also don't think you should give up on anal sex because of the cleanup duty (no pun intended... at first) because its amazing while yeah... 24/7 might be a bit much. Sorry I didn't want to have to include that on a separate post cause I'm a lazy ass. :smile:

Apparently there's at least one whore in the Austin Fire Department... or should I say, WAS:

Austin Firefighter Fired Over Nude Photos Online

I understand he was given a chance to take down the nude photos and chose not to and lie about it... but to me, it's still stupid he was fired. I don't know what this country's fascination with vilifying sex is, but I find it to be highly unfortunate.

 

[Anyjoe]

True Story!

I've posted this before.
I was at my local YMCA in the middle of the week, maybe 10 a.m.
I walk into the jacuzzi and there was one other man already in. He was 60ish big bear of a guy,w/ wedding band, not overly handsome. I say hi he says hi. After I get in he sits uup on the edge of he jacuzzi giving me a direct shot at a nice chunck of meat. After a few minutes I go to get out and as I am walking up the steps the reaches out and slowly brushes my dick to see if I'm going to jump away. I didn't. He put my dick in his mouth and blows me to completion standing out of the water at the jacuzzi. It only took 3 or 4 minutes and I continued on my way to the shower, dressed and left. In the parking lot I see a Ford Crown Victoria in fire engine red and on the door it says GlenXXX
Fire Chief. I waited and within minutes out walks my cock crazed cock sucking Fire Chief. TRUE STORY!

 

[BIGBULL29]

In Japan, a primary school teacher can be known to be a porn star and never be bothered over it -- never! Can you believe that?

What one does sexually in private life is most irrelevant to one's ability to perform a job efficiently.

An employer has no business in an employee's bedroom. End of story.

How can a fireman hide his firehose (It's part of the job)?

(I better not become a fireman with my thick, long-hanging hose:wink

 

[Rammajamma771]

( I hope I don't seem like a slut, because I've been changing men a lot)

There is a stereotype among the firemen in my city. They are all whorish and messy (and pass around STDs they caught from screwing nasty ER nurses..but that's a loooooooooooooong story). They will fuck you, then talk about your mama, your pastor, everybody.

SouthernGirl, I have wondered about Birmingham firemen for some time. Did you know that the riverbank and forest behind Fire Station # 32 on Hwy 280 at the Cahaba River Bridge is a hangout for gay men cruising for sex? The cruisers park at the dam and bridge on old Hwy 280, walk a path under the two bridges along the river to an area behind the fire station and meet for casual sex. This has been going on for YEARS and I've wondered why the BFD allows it to continue. Now I guess you have let the cat-outta-the bag. The BPD and BPD must be allowing this to continue so they can join in the simple pleasure of M2M sex. BTW, do you remember that at least 2 Bham policemen have been convicted of rape in the last several years. The mayor was convicted of bribery, councilmen have claimed education and qualifications they do not have and one councilman has a record of smoking pot.

 

[SpeedoMike]

well... stereotypes are stereotypes.

Here in San Bruno, CA we hold our firefighters in the highest esteem. these people literally drove into a firestorm when the natural gas pipeline explosion fireball killed 8 people and destroyed 35 houses. they are heroes, not whores.

 

[haulthat]

In Japan they blur out the cock though. Why should they care if he does porn? Strange place...

In Japan, a primary school teacher can be known to be a porn star and never be bothered over it -- never! Can you believe that?

What one does sexually in private life is most irrelevant to one's ability to perform a job efficiently.

An employer has no business in an employee's bedroom. End of story.

How can a fireman hide his firehose (It's part of the job)?

(I better not become a fireman with my thick, long-hanging hose:wink

 

[maxcok]

What one does sexually in private life is most irrelevant to one's ability to perform a job efficiently.

Unless you work at the Bunny Ranch.

An employer has no business in an employee's bedroom. End of story.

Unless you work at the Bunny Ranch.

How can a fireman hide his firehose (It's part of the job)?

The better question is where can a fireman hide his firehose. :shock: Answer: Any damn place he wants.

(I better not become a fireman with my thick, long-hanging hose:wink

Oh, piss off! :tongue1:

 

[aajjxx]

Yeah I decided to come out of seclusion and return. And the Ladyboy thread was me making fun of the people who make those kind of dumbass threads here. Figured you'd have enough snap to see the previous threads with almost the same name made in earnest by someone other than me.

Still doesn't change the fact that she makes some dumbass threads, whether you try to white knight her or not

Does she? How bout your thread:

White girls, what was your reaction when you first saw an Asian Ladyboy cock

or this one: Hello and Goodbye

and yet you're still here.

 

[DasLeezard]

I used to be a firefighter, and so I guess I kind of have an 'insider' look on it.

Yes, some firefighters can be huge sluts, especially with no shortage of badge bunnies everywhere, but some are dedicated family men (my homie Mike, an OKC chief), some are quiet and don't really whore it up (Matty in Tampa Bay, and my fellow Red Sox fan). I don't see what is the big deal about firefighters... they are a lot like Soldiers... some are sluts, some are drunks, some are saints, some are just there getting by.

 

[petite]

I used to be a firefighter, and so I guess I kind of have an 'insider' look on it.

Yes, some firefighters can be huge sluts, especially with no shortage of badge bunnies everywhere, but some are dedicated family men (my homie Mike, an OKC chief), some are quiet and don't really whore it up (Matty in Tampa Bay, and my fellow Red Sox fan). I don't see what is the big deal about firefighters... they are a lot like Soldiers... some are sluts, some are drunks, some are saints, some are just there getting by.

Of course lots of them are faithful dedicated family men. That actually makes them hotter. :tongue:

This is really just a fun fantasy thread.

Some of us have a weak spot for hot hero-types in uniform, like firefighters, police officers, soldiers... And the fantasy that some of them might be really easy and a great lay, too, well that's just fun to think about. :smile:

 

[DasLeezard]

I've banged more firefighters than I should admit to O_O


I used to be a big-time player back in the day. Not so much anymore.

 

[petite]

I've banged more firefighters than I should admit to O_O


I used to be a big-time player back in the day. Not so much anymore.

*jealous*

And? Do they live up to the hype? Care to tell any elaborate stories that might possibly serve as wank material? :biggrin1:

My appreciation for heroes in uniform has been from afar. I once dated a Navy Seal, that's the only man in uniform I've actually dated, and boy was he beautiful! Whew! And I once had a job where I worked with the police and I had at least a dozen crushes but I never actually dated one, or slept with one.

 

[maxcok]

Yeah I decided to come out of seclusion and return.

LOL. Your "seclusion" didn't even last two weeks. You didn't even make it to New Year's . . .

12/16/2009 Hello and Goodbye 12/29/2009 Re: UK Indian Wife Addicted to Big Cocks

. . . and you continued posting after that: 11/18/2010 Re: Cutest Asian?

And the Ladyboy thread was me making fun of the people who make those kind of dumbass threads here. Figured you'd have enough snap to see the previous threads with almost the same name made in earnest by someone other than me.

You apparently overestimate my interest in doing deep research into other people's petty vendettas.

Still doesn't change the fact that she makes some dumbass threads, whether you try to white knight her or not

"White knight"? Hmmm . . . interesting choice of words in light of some of your posts and given the OP's race. What's a dumbass thread is a matter of opinion, isn't it? Some folks might think your Hello and Goodbye thread was "dumbass", even more so after you kept hanging around afterwards. Compared to the avalanche of inane threads and blogs that get started here on a daily basis, this one isn't even in the ballpark. It sounds like you don't like the OP, and you're going out of your way to take a shot at her.

People are having fun here. Lighten up Francis, or go away like you promised.

 

[DasLeezard]

*jealous*

And? Do they live up to the hype? Care to tell any elaborate stories that might possibly serve as wank material? :biggrin1:

My appreciation for heroes in uniform has been from afar. I once dated a Navy Seal, that's the only man in uniform I've actually dated, and boy was he beautiful! Whew! And I once had a job where I worked with the police and I had at least a dozen crushes but I never actually dated one, or slept with one.

Not all were great, and I'm not much on stories....


Ok, just one...


So, I was on a structure fire sometime in late May... my fire department was doing a mutual aid call for a town about 15 miles away. It was a split-level stick-built house, with an attic. I was designated to do a lot of attic and crawlspace work because I was one of the smallest on the department, the most flexible, I wasn't clausterphobic, and I was good at not draining a bottle of air in 15 minutes.

The department we were doing mutual aid for had this beautiful guy, name of David, 5'10", cut like Ginsu (abs, muscular, cut thighs, the works), former Marine, brown eyes and hair, just oozing of sex appeal. I had a thing for him when I first met him on a firefighter's association meeting, as he was funny and took no shit from nobody at no time. We also had some very interesting conversations post-meeting about the service, and life in general, over a few beers.

Anywho, after a while of a straight blitz attack on the fire, a few water runs, it came time for mop-up. My chief calls me over to the north side of the house, and says 'You and David here go to the attic and check for hotspots.'

A side-note about my chief: He's a perverted fucker.

He's giving me and David a shit-eating grin. The attic already had a check done. I know this because I WAS THERE IN THE FUCKING ATTIC WITH THE INFARED GUN. But I don't argue. Nono. Being with this beautiful piece of man in an enclosed space doesn't require an argument.

We both climb in the attic, which is about 36" or so in height. I'm scanning the interior walls with the infared gun once more, as he was dragging the hose. About halfway in, chief radios in, asking us if we see anything, which I tell him nothing yet, and he says 'Take your time. Really. Take... your... time.' No sooner had I let go of the radio button, had I felt some hands running up the outsides of my legs. I looked around behind me to see brown eyes behind the mask looking at me with intent. Awwwwwwriiiiight.

Maneuvering was tough. We both had SCBA tanks to take off, bunker gear to maneuver out of, and we had to decide if we really wanted to risk taking off the masks, lest we suffocate. So we were in this confined space,mop-up, salvage and overhaul operations going on below us, and we're trying to fold ourselves out of our cumbersome gear like origami, our SCBA's making almost frantic 'tssshktssshk' noises as our heavy breathing drained our tanks gradually.

Our gear finally off, I get to see this beautiful piece of man in all his glory. With his shirt peeled up, I ran my fingers over his abs, his chest, over his arms. This was the promised land, and it was good. He takes off his mask, and starts to kiss and lick all over my sweaty, ash-covered, smoke-smelling body. He was strong, as he held me tight with every stroke of his hand or every caress of his tongue. I was awestruck that such a sexy man wanted me... ME... shit.. I needed to buy a lottery ticket.

My hands were all over him, surveying the landscape as he did his thing, licking, kissing, and sucking the various places on my body. I finally stopped being a wuss, and also realizing that soon the bell on my SCBA would go off.. and fuck no did I wan't anybody knowing (and interrupting) my happy time, so I took off my mask, and we started kissing like we were both thirsty and haven't had a drink of water in 3 days.

He was... 'gifted'.. Coke can came to mind...I never orgasm'd like that in.. ever.. in confined space. Sweaty, smoky, being torn apart by my fellow firefighter and former servicemember. He had held me tight and worked into me like we were never going to make it out of the fire alive. I dug my nails into his back, trying to stifle the screams so nobody else knew what was going on... and the pain from me digging into him made him go harder, his body pressing into mine as he kissed me passionately... I about passed out from the pleasure. But it was insane.

We folded ourselves back into our gear, and got down from the attic. Neither of us realized how quiet it was... until we got outside the house, and saw about 5 fire rural fire departments' worth of guys standing outside, waiting... they burst into applause. The chiefs all shook our hands.

Motherfucker. Bastards ALL set us up.



My chief... he knew... fucker set it up.

 

[aajjxx]

Thanks I'm glad you brought up race. If we replaced "Firemen" with instead say, a race, would it then be a dumbass thread? See my point here, dumbass?

Also, you should really google "white knight". Does well to describe those as pathetic as you.

LOL. Your "seclusion" didn't even last two weeks. You didn't even make it to New Year's . . .

12/16/2009 Hello and Goodbye 12/29/2009 Re: UK Indian Wife Addicted to Big Cocks

. . . and you continued posting after that: 11/18/2010 Re: Cutest Asian?

You apparently overestimate my interest in doing deep research into other people's petty vendettas.

"White knight"? Hmmm . . . interesting choice of words in light of some of your posts and given the OP's race. What's a dumbass thread is a matter of opinion, isn't it? Some folks might think your Hello and Goodbye thread was "dumbass", even more so after you kept hanging around afterwards. Compared to the avalanche of inane threads and blogs that get started here on a daily basis, this one isn't even in the ballpark. It sounds like you don't like the OP, and you're going out of your way to take a shot at her.

People are having fun here. Lighten up Francis, or go away like you promised.

 

[maxcok]

Thanks I'm glad you brought up race. If we replaced "Firemen" with instead say, a race, would it then be a dumbass thread? See my point here, dumbass?

Yes. Your point is you don't like the OP and you came here to piss on her party.

Instead of that, maybe you could consider just giving it a pass and go start a fascinating thread of your own.

Also, you should really google "white knight". Does well to describe those as pathetic as you.

Oh, are you still here? Now that's pathetic. 12/16/2009 Hello and Goodbye

Today I've decided this forum is not for me, wayyyy to hostile here! So I'm bidding you all a fond farewell.

Well, as long as you're not being hostile, I guess we should welcome you back with open arms. LOL.


p.s. I suggest you cease the name calling and the ad hominem attacks. Otherwise I might be inclined to get all "hostile" on you.

 

[houtx48]

So it's a dumbass thread.............this site is not about rocket science now is it?

 

[B_crackoff]

What I've never understood in the UK is the fact that women, in particular, think firemen are some kind of heroic daredevils, whereas in truth - here - they have brilliant shifts allowing them to work full time second jobs, in many cases, & rarely ever face a life threatening injury.

Every single one of my friends, & I, wanted to be a fireman.

The girls, the bells, the uniform, the pension - it looked like a lot of fun.

It was completely oversubscribed, & you could only get in by who you knew!

Surely it's lost its cache, now that a fireman's lift is now a 2 person job - despite no one ever dying - EVER - & they have to get out the health & safety guys to assess whether they even go in.

I'd still do the odd evening now if I had the chance- & there actually was a fire - & some girls!