Are Americans the best entertained and least informed people on the planet?

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by earllogjam, Feb 12, 2009.

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  1. earllogjam

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    When the average American can accurately describe Britney Spear's cunt yet not know where Iraq is on a map I'd have to say this is a true generalization.
     
    #1 earllogjam, Feb 12, 2009
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    I'd say it's true. For fuck sake, some Americans thought that Russia and the State of Georgia were at war.
     
    #2 scarletfury, Feb 13, 2009
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    You deserve the in absentia award of NJQT questions?!!! :D
     
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    How do you know we're not the same person?
     
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    Priorities, man! PRIORITIES!
     
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    Earl....you never, ever disappoint! That cracked me up!
     
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    If Britney's Spear's cunt were shaped like Iraq, we would all know where it is on the map.
     
    #7 ZOS23xy, Feb 13, 2009
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    no shit, Sherlock. Right on the nail.



    .....soo.......
    what is a britney?( I think I know what a cunt is)....
     
    #8 petergroot, Feb 13, 2009
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    I can honestly say that I have never seen Britney Spear's cunt. While I was able to quickly find a map of Iraq, I have so far been unable to address my serious lack of knowledge about Ms. Spear's private parts. Although I have been trying all morning to just let this go, I am embarrased and upset over this deficiency in my knowledge of important world issues. How could this happen? I am well-educated, intelligent, live in a major cosmopolitan city...and yet...I have never seen Britney's twat.

    I am an American...and I am ashamed.
     
    #9 nicenycdick, Feb 13, 2009
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    possibly so, earl.
     
    #10 Gl3nn, Feb 13, 2009
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    BeJaysus....you guys are killing me!!!!    :rofl:
     
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    here you go, let there be light: Britneys cunt. Britney Spears Pussy Pics
     
    #12 earllogjam, Feb 13, 2009
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    I wish to make it quite clear that I am not Britney Spears. It's just coincidence that a USAF pilot did once land on my Iraq.
     
    #13 sarah-o, Feb 13, 2009
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    Oh, you are going to be fun around here.
     
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    hahaha!
     
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    I hate to say it, and it doesn't describe all of us, but I'm sure it's much more true than not. *sigh*
     
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    Best fed too.
     
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    I don't care about Britney's censored. I don't hate to say this either, there are uninformed people everywhere. To leave that solely at the feet of Americans is just the analogy of "One bad apple".

    Not being defensive here, just saying...at least she was shaved. You all would have been hard pressed to worry over pointing out Iraq on a world map if her censored had a tampon sticking out of it in that photo.

    Iraq? Where is that? Now in more important news....Did you see that thing sticking out of Britney's censored?
     
    #18 D_Portelay Porquesword, Feb 13, 2009
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    No but I saw Prince Charles sticking out of Camille Parker Bowes....
     
    #19 ZOS23xy, Feb 13, 2009
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    :tongue:

    Bless her heart, she is not gifted in the looks department.
     
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