Are Americans the best entertained and least informed people on the planet?

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When the average American can accurately describe Britney Spear's cunt yet not know where Iraq is on a map I'd have to say this is a true generalization.
 

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I can honestly say that I have never seen Britney Spear's cunt. While I was able to quickly find a map of Iraq, I have so far been unable to address my serious lack of knowledge about Ms. Spear's private parts. Although I have been trying all morning to just let this go, I am embarrased and upset over this deficiency in my knowledge of important world issues. How could this happen? I am well-educated, intelligent, live in a major cosmopolitan city...and yet...I have never seen Britney's twat.

I am an American...and I am ashamed.
 

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I can honestly say that I have never seen Britney Spear's cunt. While I was able to quickly find a map of Iraq, I have so far been unable to address my serious lack of knowledge about Ms. Spear's private parts. Although I have been trying all morning to just let this go, I am embarrased and upset over this deficiency in my knowledge of important world issues. How could this happen? I am well-educated, intelligent, live in a major cosmopolitan city...and yet...I have never seen Britney's twat.

I am an American...and I am ashamed.

BeJaysus....you guys are killing me!!!!
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I can honestly say that I have never seen Britney Spear's cunt. While I was able to quickly find a map of Iraq, I have so far been unable to address my serious lack of knowledge about Ms. Spear's private parts. Although I have been trying all morning to just let this go, I am embarrased and upset over this deficiency in my knowledge of important world issues. How could this happen? I am well-educated, intelligent, live in a major cosmopolitan city...and yet...I have never seen Britney's twat.

I am an American...and I am ashamed.

here you go, let there be light: Britneys cunt. Britney Spears Pussy Pics
 

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I wish to make it quite clear that I am not Britney Spears. It's just coincidence that a USAF pilot did once land on my Iraq.
 
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I don't care about Britney's censored. I don't hate to say this either, there are uninformed people everywhere. To leave that solely at the feet of Americans is just the analogy of "One bad apple".

Not being defensive here, just saying...at least she was shaved. You all would have been hard pressed to worry over pointing out Iraq on a world map if her censored had a tampon sticking out of it in that photo.

Iraq? Where is that? Now in more important news....Did you see that thing sticking out of Britney's censored?