Listen ALL of you. For a very long time we American CUT dudes have had to listen while you 4skinned goys obsess over what we Do Not want. It is not enough that you deal with smegma, odors, phimosis,para-phimosdis,balanitis, UTI's, HPV (which affects you dudes but in the sake of incluscivity you guys want us to go through the series too), Must be a. Millennial thing! Then you.worry about masturbation to which we have otgasms and you guys.like to mix smegma in a docking exercise. etc and Etc. We are happy. Please ,worry about your plethora of issues. Your 4skins will always require your dedicated attention. A quick shower and NO bidet required here.
Yeah, no, I'm calling bullshit on ALL this right now. It is fine if you're happy to be circumcised. But I do not have smegma, odors, or any of the other bullshit you listed as "fact", and I never have. I mean, you're outright fucking lying, man. And then you include some rando "millennial" comment for seemingly no reason. And I'm not sure what "worry about masturbation" means, because, honey, I ain't never worried about masturbation. Do it all the time, to no ill effects! There are no "plethora of issues".
But I'm particularly confused about the last two sentences. 1) I happily attend to my dick, not sure why you think that seems to be a bad thing. And 2) exactly how long do you think it takes to clean under a foreskin? I can't take a quick shower now? That's just fucking ludicrously idiotic.
Like I said, if you're happy to be cut, then be happy about it. You don't have to make up shit about my dick to feed your narrative about being happy with yours. PS - I think you're using bidets wrong.