It is scientifically proven that men are three times more likely to vote for a candidate that attempts a John Wayne imitation up on the podium, no matter how poorly executed, than a candidate who attempts no John Wayne imitation at all. So, will well-endowed guys, by virtue of being somehow more manly, be even more likely to vote for the candidate who's knuckles drag along the red carpet? Or, since idiot candidates operate by manipulating voters' fears, will they be less appealing to big dick voters, since they would be presumably more secure in their masculinity? Please take some time before you reply, dear reader. I expect some cogent analysis to this question which could determine the next leader of the Free World.