Are men with large penises more likely to vote for idiots?

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  1. Mr. Sensitive

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    It is scientifically proven that men are three times more likely to vote for a candidate that attempts a John Wayne imitation up on the podium, no matter how poorly executed, than a candidate who attempts no John Wayne imitation at all. So, will well-endowed guys, by virtue of being somehow more manly, be even more likely to vote for the candidate who's knuckles drag along the red carpet? Or, since idiot candidates operate by manipulating voters' fears, will they be less appealing to big dick voters, since they would be presumably more secure in their masculinity?

    Please take some time before you reply, dear reader. I expect some cogent analysis to this question which could determine the next leader of the Free World.
     
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    Since gay men on average have bigger dicks and on average support liberal social policies, but there are fewer gay men in total. It's probably a wash.
     
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    I vote for whatever name appears at the point on the ballot to which my dick reaches when I stand at the little table in the voting booth. If my dick extends over the top of the ballot, I fold it in half and try again. I hope that this answers your question.
     
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    Don't know about you, but I always consult my dick for a second opinion. :cool:
     
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    Since our dicks control our brain already...we should listen to them...hmm maybe not they get us into enough trouble.
     
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    My dick votes for whoever has the hottest wife.

    I'll be writing in the Fred Thompson/Dennis Kuchinich ticket.
     
  7. marleyisalegend

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    Can I consult your dick for a second opinion?:tongue:
     
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    men with big dicks are more secure and less likely to go for the knuckle-dragging alpha dog.

    someone should start bigdickdemocrats.com!
     
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    People with fat wallets are more likely to vote for idiots that lobby.
     
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    I vote for the candidate with the largest breasts.

    OH and BTW, I know this is a spoof because it says that you are 100% straight and from San Francisco - I'm not that dumb buddy. :rolleyes:
     
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    He means 100% straight to the next man.
     
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    a-hem. those of us from here usually are straight, those who come here usually are not.
     
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    So, you're only straight when you're not coming. I heard about guys like you :biggrin1:
     
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