Are women turned on by dick pics?

[LaFemme]

I remember those photos *wiggles eyebrows at* Some mighty impressive cleavage, Ms. Femme

I destroyed them all. I’d have to start all over again...and I don’t know I’m all that motivated.

 

[ronin001]

I find myself taking a stroll down Madam Lafemme memory lane, some sights are just too Awsum to even forget

 

[185248]

Gentlemen, may I?

If someone sends me a picture through private message or text I would hope it would be a pretty smile, an awesome sunset, a cute pet. Most text message pictures I get are from problem areas on a job site or material that was ordered incorrectly or some such.

On here it's a different story. I know full well that I'm on a large penis site, so there would be some exposure to penii along the way. I didn't expect how much exposure.

I still haven't won the election to speak for all women so I guess I'm just talking for myself, but I don't care to receive a photo of a disembodied weenie laying about or sticking out. It really does nothing for me or to me. Believe it or not I've seen a penis before, and I've probably seen one just like yours. I've probably seen smaller, and I've seen larger.

I don't comment, compare, contemplate or criticize weenies. I say "well, there's another one."

Introduce yourself to me with a dick pic, and I'll naturally come to the conclusion that you're a dick. Well, I mean what else am I supposed to think? There are better mating calls.

A dick pic is so uncreative. It's a lame go to.

So, what would I like to see? Well, a smile would be awesome. You can even be naked with a smile. But I'll be looking at the smile.

Remember, this is just me. Other women might feel very differently, so you'll have to ask them.

A pretty smile?....mmm, will a pretty smirk do?

Gentlemen, may I?

If someone sends me a picture through private message or text I would hope it would be a pretty smile, an awesome sunset, a cute pet. Most text message pictures I get are from problem areas on a job site or material that was ordered incorrectly or some such.

On here it's a different story. I know full well that I'm on a large penis site, so there would be some exposure to penii along the way. I didn't expect how much exposure.

I still haven't won the election to speak for all women so I guess I'm just talking for myself, but I don't care to receive a photo of a disembodied weenie laying about or sticking out. It really does nothing for me or to me. Believe it or not I've seen a penis before, and I've probably seen one just like yours. I've probably seen smaller, and I've seen larger.

I don't comment, compare, contemplate or criticize weenies. I say "well, there's another one."

Introduce yourself to me with a dick pic, and I'll naturally come to the conclusion that you're a dick. Well, I mean what else am I supposed to think? There are better mating calls.

A dick pic is so uncreative. It's a lame go to.

So, what would I like to see? Well, a smile would be awesome. You can even be naked with a smile. But I'll be looking at the smile.

Remember, this is just me. Other women might feel very differently, so you'll have to ask them.

A pretty smile....mmm, will a pretty smirk do?

A cute pet....ok, how about an old cranky one?

A sunset...difficult one...how about a Rainbow at sunset

With a Cockatoo even

 

[deleted848353]

I don't like unsolicited dick pics if I get them in my inbox the guy gets put on ignore or if I happen to be in chat and they are too I may make it known in public I don't appreciate them depends on my mood at the time of receiving said dick pic

 

[EllieP]

A pretty smile?....mmm, will a pretty smirk do?

A pretty smile....mmm, will a pretty smirk do? View attachment 1106543

A cute pet....ok, how about an old cranky one? View attachment 1106544

A sunset...difficult one...how about a Rainbow at sunset View attachment 1106545 With a Cockatoo even

The dog - how much for the puppy?

 

[185248]

The dog - how much for the puppy?

The ol girl is not for sale I'm afraid, took over looking after her after Dad passed away. Promised him I would look after her. Besides, she has issues

 

[EllieP]

The ol girl is not for sale I'm afraid, took over looking after her after Dad passed away. Promised him I would look after her. Besides, she has issues

You're a good puppy daddy! We all have issues, but I'm thinking she gives a lot more than she takes. So sweet.

Oh, and cute smirk, too!

 

[AlteredEgo]

I belong to some dog owners groups on Facebook. Slightly off-topic, but, the posts in this thread made me think of this. I notice a lot of people edit out or blur canine penises. It's weird to me. If Doggo is on his back, it's gonna be seen. I see them all the time in public. In fact, I visually check for one to use the proper pronoun for the dog. Covering them with emojis online just strikes me as odd.

 

[Igot8here]

I belong to some dog owners groups on Facebook. Slightly off-topic, but, the posts in this thread made me think of this. I notice a lot of people edit out or blur canine penises. It's weird to me. If Doggo is on his back, it's gonna be seen. I see them all the time in public. In fact, I visually check for one to use the proper pronoun for the dog. Covering them with emojis online just strikes me as odd.

Why would you blur out a canine penis??..it's a canine penis...lol...sounds like the person covering it up has a problem.

 

[286798]

My guess is that they dont want to catch crap about their dog being intact. I've seen some of those. And sometimes the emoji ones are funny to me

 

[MickeyLee]

I belong to some dog owners groups on Facebook. Slightly off-topic, but, the posts in this thread made me think of this. I notice a lot of people edit out or blur canine penises. It's weird to me. If Doggo is on his back, it's gonna be seen. I see them all the time in public. In fact, I visually check for one to use the proper pronoun for the dog. Covering them with emojis online just strikes me as odd.

*blink* I am so done with society.

 

[629889]

sorry lol maybe

I enjoy your dick pics! No need to be sorry! Keep them coming

 

[icold666v2]

I enjoy your dick pics! No need to be sorry! Keep them coming

ok you got it anything wants you lagal

 

[MickeyLee]

All Unsolicited Dick Pics will be posted on Tumblr for ridicule and/or profit.

 

[Ms_RonMexico]

It can be stimulating if I want to see your cock, but if I don't want to or wasn't expecting it, I tend to be judgmental. I've never felt repulsed over a dic pic, but I wasn't getting wet either. I welcome anyone who wants to send me a pic with your urethra saying cheeeeze! and if you accidentally drool, let it drip.

 

[185248]

You're a good puppy daddy! We all have issues, but I'm thinking she gives a lot more than she takes. So sweet.

Oh, and cute smirk, too!

The rainbow pic was taken in the backyard............well, it was the nextdoor neighbours yard. The pot of gold remains elusive.

 

[EllieP]

The rainbow pic was taken in the backyard............well, it was the nextdoor neighbours yard. The pot of gold remains elusive.

But you cropped out the second rainbow!

 

[TexanStar]

My guess is that they dont want to catch crap about their dog being intact. I've seen some of those. And sometimes the emoji ones are funny to me

Are they really intact though?

Fake dog testicles made this man a millionaire

 

[the_new_godiva]

I always understood that someone sending an unsolicited dick pic - especially one from this site - is looking for an honest and objective critique. I don't just mean of the dick itself, but of the photo in general, and let me tell you, I have a harsh eye for these things.... Like the Simon Cowell of dick pics.

 

[918177]

Sending penis pictures reeks of a certain lack of maturity and stunted social skills.

It's the man child's equivalent of pigtail pulling on the play ground.

Childish and is dealt with in the same way - IGNORE. There's actually a ignore function to facilitate just such
an action.
BEST. FUCKING. FUNCTION. EVER.

Want a woman or women to look at your gallery and actually enjoy the experience and leave a
nice comment then apply yourself out on forum.
Be intelligent.
Be genuine.
Be witty.

Lord knows there's an utter dearth of intelligent, witty men on this site so the bar is set so woefully low that even
a low energy, low IQ mouth breather can get a pass if he but tries.

I've never cold sent boob pictures to unknowns.
I didn't need to then and I don't need to now.