Are You a Criminal?

[swordfishME]

I am ur average hardcore gangsta- NOT

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

I used to partake in illegal activities - I'm not even sure I want to admit to all of it, though... I was PRETTY bad. I used to steal cigarettes from gas stations and grocery stores. I had a friend who used to rob tobacco stores and he'd give me cigarettes. I used to smoke pot on occasion, but have purchased it maybe twice - I always just smoked whatever my friends had. There's more, but this is all I'm admitting to. :smile: I've been arrested once, and that was for a warrant from a traffic ticket. Never been to jail.

 

[HazelGod]

I stole the drivers' ed car in high school and took it for an afternoon spin with my friends.

I'm a notorious speed demon although i've lightened the lead in my foot this last year.

I've had anal sex. That's still illegal in some states, right?

Oh yeah i forgot about anal sex. Guilty!

And speeding.....im the most guilty of that!

Nope, legal since '03...fuck your cornholes raw, ladies (and gents). It'll only land you in hell, not in jail! :biggrin1:

I also cop to the lead foot, and to driving very aggressively in general. I also pay no heed to controlled substance statutes where personal use is concerned. I had a fake ID between the ages of 19-21. Ditto for music and movies in their digital forms.

I wouldn't say I'm a criminal so much as a scofflaw.

 

[camper joe]

I love to drive fast, luckily I have never been caught, knock wood. As a teenager I was forever going into bars and getting drinks. Have also smoked some pot and did a few other things, thankful I never developed a habit for any of these.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Drive over the speed limit. Download movies and music. Pirate programs. Smoke dope. That's about it.

 

[Bbucko]

I plead the fifth, but have never done any harm to anyone except, perhaps, myself.

 

[Primal_Savage]

I routinely break the speed laws, but what's the point of having a sports car if you can't drive fast. Never caught.

Jail time, on less than 10 occasions (3 different states), and paid fines when charges were reduced to lewd behavior. Occupational risk at the time in my former career. :biggrin1:

 

[agnslz]

Yes, I must admit that I've jaywalked more times than I can count.:redface::biggrin:

 

[Love-it]

All petty and long ago, nothing to get excited about, and speeding.

 

[D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah]

Im a good girl these days. Mostly

 

[B_sugarandspice]

Danced in strip clubs underage. Partied in clubs underage.Underage drinking.

 

[D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah]

Danced in strip clubs underage. Partied in clubs underage.Underage drinking.

I'll raise you a "dealt drug to school kids".. while i was still in school myself

 

[D_Jurgen Klitgaard]

I stole a York peppermint patty from the store when I was 5.

I ate it, it was delicious. Got busted my mom when she saw the chocolate on my face and the empty wrapper on the floor of the car.:redface:

 

[Elmer Gantry]

Serial speeder

Flouter of signed road crossings

Occasional digital shop lifting







I need to get out more by the sounds of it.

 

[Elmer Gantry]

I stole a York peppermint patty from the store when I was 5.

I ate it, it was delicious. Got busted my mom when she saw the chocolate on my face and the empty wrapper on the floor of the car.:redface:

Don't worry, repeat after me.

"I didn't do it."

The Bart Simpson defence. I'll get you off. I got my sister off a chocolate birthday cake desecration once before.

 

[B_jacknapier]

bestiality

 

[Elmer Gantry]

Was she that ugly?

 

[kalipygian]

I crossed from the US into Canada and back with New Zealand apples purchased in Washington state.

 

[Elmer Gantry]

That's a paddlin'.

 

[D_Jurgen Klitgaard]

Don't worry, repeat after me.

"I didn't do it."

The Bart Simpson defence. I'll get you off. I got my sister off a chocolate birthday cake desecration once before.

:rofl: