Are you a Roman or a Greek

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Sergeant_Torpedo, Mar 5, 2010.

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    Greek guy and an Italian guy having a discussion on the relative merits of their nations:

    Greek: We built the Parthenon
    Roman: We built the Coliseum
    Greek: We invented moussaka
    Roman: We invented totellini
    Greek: We created democracy
    Roman: We conquered the known world and brought slavery to Europe
    Greek: We invented sex!
    Roman: Yes, but we thought of doing it with women
     
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    Now we have somewhere to throw blame over climate change. Damn Italians and their discovering how to boost the populus!
     
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