Greek guy and an Italian guy having a discussion on the relative merits of their nations:
Greek: We built the Parthenon
Roman: We built the Coliseum
Greek: We invented moussaka
Roman: We invented totellini
Greek: We created democracy
Roman: We conquered the known world and brought slavery to Europe
Greek: We invented sex!
Roman: Yes, but we thought of doing it with women
Greek: We built the Parthenon
Roman: We built the Coliseum
Greek: We invented moussaka
Roman: We invented totellini
Greek: We created democracy
Roman: We conquered the known world and brought slavery to Europe
Greek: We invented sex!
Roman: Yes, but we thought of doing it with women