Are You All Gay!?!?

[B_Nick8]

It's not how gay you are that counts...it's how much you love your dick, right?

That's the title of our theme song, isn't it?

 

[D_golden parachute]

I am Straight!

 

[D_one and done]

if this thread manages to get to ten pages, im buying everyone here dildos. even the OP :lmao:

 

[marleyisalegend]

if this thread manages to get to ten pages, im buying everyone here dildos. even the OP :lmao:

can i get one where the head spins and glows in the dark???

 

[thk8plus4u]

I'd love to tell you where to go.

 

[marleyisalegend]

I'd love to tell you where to go.

applebee's??

 

[playainda336]

Have you had a bunch of "women" hitting on you?

I wasn't referring to LPSG. Lol...I'm thinking more along the lines of sites like xpeeps, xtube, nude africa, etc.

 

[D_Biggo Mortensen]

can i get one where the head spins and glows in the dark???

I just got a visual and I'm pretty sure I'm going to have a nightmare like I had last night...except the police are going to be chasing me with those instead of clubs lol

 

[uncut1234]

im not gay, not even close....
i love seeing other big dicks.. but thats about it..
my dick only likes vaginas

 

[marleyisalegend]

I just got a visual and I'm pretty sure I'm going to have a nightmare like I had last night...except the police are going to be chasing me with those instead of clubs lol

a bunch of gorgeous policemen chasing you with dildos is a NIGHTMARE to you??!?!?!?! sounds like the stuff my dreams are made of

 

[B_Nick4444]

don't believe I've seen a New Member Intro get this long before

hit a nerve, maybe?

 

[AlteredEgo]

Where you can go?!? Last time I checked this site...it wasn't Heterocentric Large Penis Support Group.

Right? I know where he can go if he doesn't like it here!

 

[marleyisalegend]

don't believe I've seen a New Member Intro get this long before

hit a nerve, maybe?

of course he did, u know as well as i do that a title like this one is likely bring down rains of thunder upon LPSG. i'm just hoping we can push this to 10 pages so i get my free dildo

 

[D_Roland_D_Hay]

Based on all of the responses, i am glad to see all these happy people. The OP is asking if we are all happy---right?

 

[Kimahri]

What an interesting post.

 

[Charles Finn]

I am a very happy bisexual thank you

 

[Guinea Pig]

Whoops - I am gay & I think I told InverS he was hot - oh what the hell if he cant cope - Back to your wife of 5 years I say.

Most guys here are flattered that others find them/their cocks attractive.

If I lived closer, I'd pass you a pink hammer & some nails & some timber, so you could build a bridge.

 

[VanillaTwist]

LPSG is like the Rocky Horror Picture Show

Once the movie is over you don't know what orientation you are only you're just very slightly dazed and confused and your legs look fabulous.

Wait that doesn't sound right.

 

[DC_DEEP]

come on, i'm a hetro with a big penis, married for 5 years, and totally straight. where can WE go?

Stay and enjoy without getting your panties in a wad, or go elsewhere. It's not that difficult. You sound like a vegetarian who goes to a steakhouse, then whines about everyone eating steak.

it doesnt bother me the slightest bit, but thats why i wont post my pics on this site...last thing i want is a gay guy getting off to my shit. damn thats gross.

no offense

That qualifies for Top Ten Stupid Posts, I think.

 

[dreamer20]

Are You All Gay!?!?
what the hell>?... a whole lot of threads about gay people !!
come on, i'm a hetro with a big penis, married for 5 years, and totally straight. where can WE go?

You've reminded me of this film clip::wink:

YouTube - Is everybody gay?!!


You needn't go anywhere InverS. Just turn off your "x-gay" vision and you'll see lpsg has threads for everyone. You can even post your own.
And welcome to lpsg.:biggrin1:

if this thread manages to get to ten pages, im buying everyone here dildos. even the OP :lmao:

I'd love to tell you where to go.

Would that be ToysRus ?:biggrin1:


P.S. I won't forget your dildo deal lustlover07.:wink: