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You really are an agressive salesman. I'm starting to think it's more important to you that you sell it to me than that I actually want or need it. Thank you, but I think I'll stick with my customized hotrod.

Oh, that's not the hard sell. Not for a beloved piece of equipment that you want to see go to a good home, with someone who'll take proper care of it...
 

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It's no longer under warranty, but an absolute classic, meticulously cared for. If you're interested & willing to put down a deposit, I could perhaps let you have it for a week on a trial basis... Can't say fairer than that.

I guarantee you'll love it!

No life-time guarantee? That's OK. I bet it comes with a time-of-your-life guarantee! :biggrin1:
 

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Racing colours, eh? Does it have racing stripes? Any other detailing?

If it has flames down the sides I might be tempted, even though I'm superlatively happy with my own.

It has stripes, but nothing so outrageous as flames. This is classic British, remember. Superb, hand crafted engineering with understated elegance and attention to detail. If you want something showy with a lot of noise, but not so functional, go American.
 

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It has stripes, but nothing so outrageous as flames. This is classic British, remember. Superb, hand crafted engineering with understated elegance and attention to detail. If you want something showy with a lot of noise, but not so functional, go American.

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

Yes, exhausts without mufflers are extremely noisy!
 
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What attractive Lease options exist?

Warranty?
 
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It has stripes, but nothing so outrageous as flames. This is classic British, remember. Superb, hand crafted engineering with understated elegance and attention to detail. If you want something showy with a lot of noise, but not so functional, go American.

I hear the American make are really hard to find, thus all the interest in imports.

Personally, I think I'll keep my open-top, seeing as how I can still put on the cover when it gets cold :tongue:
 

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Are you cut? Tired of your baldy head being exposed to the elements? Always wanted to ask broken-down ladies to 'take a look under your hood' in exchange for looking under theirs?

Well, this is your lucky day!

One foreskin for sale.
Highly sought after 1970s British model in pristine condition.
Stick shift; highly responsive in any gear. Racing colours. Plenty of headroom.
One careful owner, full service history.
Must go to a good home.

£POA

Apply here for test drive.



Last chance... Any takers? :rolleyes:
 
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You should have put up some pictures of it and drew lines of where your circ would be done to identify what part of your foreskin would be made available and how much skin would be in the package.

You also need to include shipping costs (likely air freight in dry ice). Customs brokerage would also have to be negotiated. :) I'd love to see see customs officials trying to look up "foreskin" in their books that define what tax to apply to what import product :)
 
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They are a dime a dozen in the UK.

Yeah, but consider the export potential for the UK economy. Brits could export millions of foreskins to America where those americans traumatised by the anti-circers would have the british foreskins grafted onto their american penis.

It is not known if americans with british foreskins would instantly acquire a british accent though.

It would be a win win scenario. Doctors would continue to circumcise all americans. British males would pay british urologists to remove their foreskins. Then those brits would get paid to sell their foreskins to americans. FedEx would get money to ship all those foreskins overnight, and the same urologists who circumcised american babies would make money again when they attached the british foreskins on american males.

This would boost economic activity far more than any government spending :)

and Donald Trump would benefit from all those doctors playing even more golf on his golf courses :)

And think of the money that could be raised when the royals put their upcoming baby's foreskin up for sale on ebay :) Which american millionaire would win the bid and get to sport a royal foreskin ?

And just wait until the CIA factbook starts to list "foreskins" as the UK's biggest export :)

:) :)