Are you ever shocked?

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Originally posted by lighthouse@Nov 4 2004, 05:45 PM

So, every time I unroll a condom, and I run out of condom before I run out of dick, I get that nice little boost of self esteem!!
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And well you should, lighthouse. Hell, man, take delight in all that big rod you have. Know that the majority of guys out there would have no limit to what they would give for what you have. What a prize possession belongs to you!
 

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Originally posted by lighthouse@Nov 4 2004, 09:45 AM
On Howard Stern they were interviewing porno stars and one of the girls said that her studio went to condoms only. Howard asked, 'how do they hide the ring at the end of the condom?'

and I thought, what ring at the base of the condom? There's no ring at the end.

Then it occured to me that, yes, there would be a ring if the condom were partially unrolled. But I've always been able to fully unroll the thing, so I never noticed a ring.

In another show they were complaining about getting hairs caught in the condom, & how it hurts to remove the condom - the condom takes hairs with it.

Again, I wondered, why don't I have that problem?

Oh yeah... it's only a problem if there is that roll at the base to catch the hairs.

So, every time I unroll a condom, and I run out of condom before I run out of dick, I get that nice little boost of self esteem!!
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That's one reason to practice safe sex. LOL
 

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Well, I have never looked in a mirror and said "WOW!". I am hung like the statue of David when flaccid. I have average length and good girth, from what I have been told, when erect.

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