No. No touching. My breasts hurt because my hormones are off and my period keeps coming two to three weeks late. Pregnancy tests are negative. I didn't honestly suspect pregnancy, because condoms work, but sometimes statistically improbable shit happens, and I'm at risk for ectopic pregnancy, which is fatal if missed. So, late or missing period means I check.
I do wonder something. With all the changing abortion laws, where are the places where the state requires that I permit an ectopic pregnancy to kill me? Am I safe because the fetus is not implanted properly in my uterus, or do I have to go to Canada?