Are you getting laid tonight?

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  1. bld_64

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    It is Christmas day. The house is crowded, full of relatives. You're sleeping on the couch - in the living room. So...are you going to get laid tonight?
     
    #1 bld_64, Dec 25, 2008
  2. lilith969

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    nope, maybe tomorrow.:redface:
     
    #2 lilith969, Dec 25, 2008
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    That's when you and your friend offer to run an errand and "get lost" on the way home.
     
    #3 D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead, Dec 25, 2008
  4. exwhyzee

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    LOL

    no
     
    #4 exwhyzee, Dec 25, 2008
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    Nope, maybe February.
     
    #5 B_Hickboy, Dec 25, 2008
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    I get it every night unless her pussy is too sore from the night before, then I get a blow job or anal.
     
    #6 jdoe86, Dec 25, 2008
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    no plans yet, but there are still nearly five hours left in the day
     
    #7 big_c, Dec 25, 2008
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    Oh to be that lucky!
     
    #8 Mallee Boy 67, Dec 25, 2008
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    maybe tomorrow.

    Tis the season for giving :)
     
    #9 douchenbaggin, Dec 25, 2008
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    Robinson Crusoe had a better chance.
     
    #10 jason_els, Dec 25, 2008
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    No. Maybe next year. Of course I've been saying that for how long now?
     
    #11 D_Selmus_Swallow, Dec 25, 2008
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    I'm leaving the front door unlocked
     
    #12 wvp, Dec 25, 2008
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    :laugh2:
     
    #13 lilith969, Dec 25, 2008
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    Nope.

    Spent the day with the fam. Now back home with a beer and my right hand.
     
    #14 tgw, Dec 25, 2008
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    Probably not again tonight...because I tapped it HARD first thing this morning. Nothing like a good piece of Christmas pussy... :)
     
    #15 THICKBILL, Dec 25, 2008
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    I hoped. I prayed. I did voodoo. The one person I wanna fuck just isn't interested. March 2010 is looking like the next time I'm getting laid.
     
    #16 PornForPatric, Dec 25, 2008
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    NOT! Let's see I have my son here along with my brother-in-law and 2 nephews----My step mother came up with the brilliant idea that all the boys should stay together at my place ( 2 bedroom apartment) while all the girls are staying at the big house!
     
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    Yes I will be, tried last night here at her parents house but she was not in the mood, but promised for tonight!! And my cock needs attention big time, going nuts being so horny.
     
    #18 magnum_t69, Dec 25, 2008
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    Proud to say I just did. We put the kids to bed, fucked like bunnies and then she passed out. I am still adjusted to night shifts though.
     
    #19 jakeryder, Dec 25, 2008
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    Same here ... so nice
     
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