Are you insured for sex?

BUSTERHYMAN

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ARE YOU INSURED FOR SEX? Make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having. Below you will find a list of companies, catering for most tastes.

1. Sex with wife: Legal & General.
2. Sex on the phone: Direct Line.
3. Sex with partner: Standard Life.
4. Sex with someone different: Go Compare.
5. Sex with a fat bird: More Than.
6. Sex in a car: Sheila's Wheels.
7. Sex with a posh bird: Privileged.
8. Sex with a trans: Confused.com.