OK, Jockguy, I give up. I guess none of us will ever really understand why you're begging to have have people talk poorly about you. It just seems really unsual, a bit unhealthy and pathetic.
But, OK, here goes. I'll say what we're all thinking... Your cock is small, too small. You won't be able to satisfy women and guys won't want you either. You're going to die a virgin - lonely and angry. If you do ever have sex with anyone be ready to hear, "Is it in yet?"
How big are you, about inches 3 1/2 when you're hard?
How do you jack off? Your hand is bigger than your dick. What do you do, use your thumb and forefinger?
OK, are you happy now? Is this wat you were looking for?
The really sad thing is there is normally be nothing wrong with a small penis. It's your pissy, small personality that is the real killer.