NTQT - what is it with mothers and lipstick? every dyke i know, her mother "maybe if you just wore a little lipstick...". no, it's not changing a damn thing.
anyway, i am going out. all moms, grans and those concerned i am presentable. boots polished, laced neatly and tied. clothes clean, pressed and coordinated. washed behind my ears, the hair is neat. i'll look both ways before i cross the street, i'll the hold the door open for people, i won't swear and i promise to use please, thank you, Sir and Ma'am as needed.
ML
and YES i am wearing clean underwear.
forgot. i'm taking a jacket just in case.