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Yeah, I'm going out like this what's it to you Bub? I got me a image to uphold and this oughta do it.



On second thought you're right. I shouldn't go out looking like this-why don't you go do my shopping and errands for me?
 

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for one horrifying moment i thought my grandmother was on this site. *shudder*ML
hahaha :rofl:

MMMHmmm! All that was missing was the muttering under the breath,
"Damn' fool goin' out there lookin' like a motherless chile. Like she's got no family!"
OMG! My mom said that to me through most of my teens. :tongue: :lmao: It was usually followed by, "for heavens sake put on some lipstick you never know when you will meet Mr. Right."
 

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NTQT - what is it with mothers and lipstick? every dyke i know, her mother "maybe if you just wore a little lipstick...". no, it's not changing a damn thing.

anyway, i am going out. all moms, grans and those concerned i am presentable. boots polished, laced neatly and tied. clothes clean, pressed and coordinated. washed behind my ears, the hair is neat. i'll look both ways before i cross the street, i'll the hold the door open for people, i won't swear and i promise to use please, thank you, Sir and Ma'am as needed.

ML

and YES i am wearing clean underwear.

forgot. i'm taking a jacket just in case.
 

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The local mall seems to have a lot of girls under 25 who wear low rise jeans. What makes this so bad is they are usually grossly overweight and they like to wear t shirts which ride up over their bellys. :yuck: Add to this the requisite heart, butterfly, or dolphin tramp stamp and it's enought to make me hurl my mocha frappucino. I usually say to myself, "what a shame that poor child has no mother." :cool:
 

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