Are you worried about your penis size? Let me try to clarify some things

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Some of you will not like what im about to say ( especially the women ) and some might add on. It seems to me that sex is a very very important factor of life. Women are very visual and this is talking about penis size alone and not technique. I have noticed that a lot of the guys here sign up to this site just to see what women really say or so we can live vicariously through the stories of the bigger guys and see their experience. It is always the same question of " does size matter " and " is bigger always better ". These questions go hand and hand ( which I will explain ) and the answer to those questions is yes and yes as well as no and no. But these questions are out of context and we are asking the wrong questions. Does size matter..YES..but that simply means that someone too small it matters as well as someone too large it matters. So there is no correlation to specific penis size. Now does bigger mean better..to a certain point YES..but think about this one for a moment. If you are 4 inches erect then you are bigger and better than the 2 incher guy..just like the 7 incher is bigger and better than the 4 incher. But this is where does size matter come in because to a certain point for instance the 10 incher might not be better than the 8 incher simply because he is too big.

I have to think that most women are size queens but not necessarily to a specific size. If you have the 2 incher standing next to the 4 incher she would most likely pick the 4 incher and so on until she has found her desired size. For some it could be the 2 incher. So the question we need to ask every individual women is " what is your desired size? " some might say 4 inches all the way until damn huge 10 inches. Women will have different answers all the time.

Well " how do I know if I'm the desired size for this girl " you ask. This is only as a Physical sexual stand point and should not be mistaken as emotional chemistry. Here is where I know I will be bombarded with hate mail but this is my advice:

I call it the " one time call back "

Now I don't condone cheating at all so this would only apply to single men and women so please don't gp off and cheat! oh and always practice safe sex!!

This is to my opinion the best match maker than anything else. And it is a lot easier said than done. Here is how it works:

You can only sleep with a women one time only!! If you were satisfying her in any which way wether your 2 inches or 10 inches she will call you back. If she calls over and over and the emotinal part starts taking effect as well then you guys are a match both physical and emotional. If she doesn't call back don't worry it was just a practice round for the next girl. Guys there are plenty of girls that will sleep with you so trust me one will call you back.

There are exceptions to this however: if she just so happen to smell funny, not look right down there, or even not feel right DO NOT DO IT!! it could be a sign of an STD! if YOU have an STD don't think about passing it around!

Some of you might think this is too much of being a man whore then don't do it. Plain and simple.
 

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Wrong... on So. Many. Levels



The only redeeming aspect of this post? You aren't advocating carrying out this idiocy in 'square cuts'.
 
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This seems flawed, and I will tell you why. There are women who are looking for casual sex, but by far most women want and need an emotional connection.

So let's play out your scenario. I decide I like you and want to have sex with you. Let's also say the sex is amazing.

Then you drop off the face of the earth. I am going to feel used, hurt, and perhaps even lied to. I am certainly not going to chase your cock. Or you. And if at some point you decide to chat me up? I am not only not going to sleep with you, but you can be assured the ladies in my circles will know that you are a cad and not give you the time of day either.

Just because you have a big dick, doesn't mean you should act like a big dick.
 
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All questions would be answered if we all walked around naked. No pockets to hide stuff in. But hey, I love a woman in tiny shorts and boob tube. Go figure.
 

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Aaaaaargh! Ok! I give in! I crack! Don't do this to me!

6.83 in length and 4.28 in girth! I swore on the RLG I would never divulge, but I can't take it any more!

:rolleyes:

The above info is posted in sarcasm, just in case the short bus people don't get it.
 
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Aaaaaargh! Ok! I give in! I crack! Don't do this to me!

6.83 in length and 4.28 in girth! I swore on the RLG I would never divulge, but I can't take it any more!

:rolleyes:

The above info is posted in sarcasm, just in case the short bus people don't get it.
Ya, ve haf ways of makingk you talk.
 

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What does this even have to do with penis size? Is it a quest to find women for whom you have the perfect size? And how would you even know if you ignore them after the sex?

Come to think of it, I think this guide is pretty great if you're into women or men with the serious psychological issues.

"If your one night stand calls you every twenty minutes, you know you are a physical and emotional match".

I think we need more guides. Could this be a general thread for great guides to find love?
 

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Aaaaaargh! Ok! I give in! I crack! Don't do this to me!

6.83 in length and 4.28 in girth! I swore on the RLG I would never divulge, but I can't take it any more!

:rolleyes:

The above info is posted in sarcasm, just in case the short bus people don't get it.

Is that bone- pressed length, bro? What's your PE routine?

*** attention!! .... attention!!*** That, TOO, was a joke.... being added to a FEMALE'S joke...

... just to clarify, for all the mental pygmies out there....
 

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What does this even have to do with penis size? Is it a quest to find women for whom you have the perfect size? And how would you even know if you ignore them after the sex?

Come to think of it, I think this guide is pretty great if you're into women or men with the serious psychological issues.

"If your one night stand calls you every twenty minutes, you know you are a physical and emotional match".

I think we need more guides. Could this be a general thread for great guides to find love?

Yeah, there's a few flaws in the plan even if one ignored the giant problem of the entire premise. I don't get the whole ignoring part.....and yet, I don't care that I don't get it.

As to finding love, can't we go back to dropping hankies? Just see who brings them back? Seems as reliable as anything else out there. :wink:
 

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Is that bone- pressed length, bro? What's your PE routine?

*** attention!! .... attention!!*** That, TOO, was a joke.... being added to a FEMALE'S joke...

... just to clarify, for all the mental pygmies out there....

:rofl:

Gotta clarify! We are definitely running out of short buses and helmets in here!
 

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I decided to make a little guide for finding true love as well.

1. Eat cake every time you have sex, but never share the cake and never ever assume that your partner will provide the cake.
2. If the girl also eats cake while you have sex, you know you've found your emotional and culinary sex-match, and now you can share each others cakes.

Guys, there are plenty of girls that will sleep with you, so trust me one of them will be eating cake in the process.

I would only recommend this to people who really like cake and perhaps only people who like to eat (cake) while having sex. If you're faking it and find a girl who eats cake while having sex, then the two of you aren't really a match, are you?

If this mess occurs I suggest that you at least ask the woman if she genuinely likes to eat cake while having sex. If, and I really can't stress this hard enough, if you are faking your enjoyment from eating cake and she also is faking, then you've run into one of the following scenarios:

- You've found a woman who shares your interest in faking the enjoyment of eating cake while having sex, in which case I would say that you've probably found an emotional match

- You've found a woman who is following this guide without being a 100% committed to the philosophy. In that case I suggest that you think long and hard about your own reasons for following this guide. if you're not wholeheartedly into the philosophy of the guide, then maybe you should try another guide, such as Julio Cardenas' guide. There's really no reason for having to fake the enjoyment of eating cake while having sex.

But really, who would fake such a thing?
 

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I decided to make a little guide for finding true love as well.

1. Eat cake every time you have sex, but never share the cake and never ever assume that your partner will provide the cake.
2. If the girl also eats cake while you have sex, you know you've found your emotional and culinary sex-match, and now you can share each others cakes.

Guys, there are plenty of girls that will sleep with you, so trust me one of them will be eating cake in the process.

I would only recommend this to people who really like cake and perhaps only people who like to eat (cake) while having sex. If you're faking it and find a girl who eats cake while having sex, then the two of you aren't really a match, are you?

If this mess occurs I suggest that you at least ask the woman if she genuinely likes to eat cake while having sex. If, and I really can't stress this hard enough, if you are faking your enjoyment from eating cake and she also is faking, then you've run into one of the following scenarios:

- You've found a woman who shares your interest in faking the enjoyment of eating cake while having sex, in which case I would say that you've probably found an emotional match

- You've found a woman who is following this guide without being a 100% committed to the philosophy. In that case I suggest that you think long and hard about your own reasons for following this guide. if you're not wholeheartedly into the philosophy of the guide, then maybe you should try another guide, such as Julio Cardenas' guide. There's really no reason for having to fake the enjoyment of eating cake while having sex.

But really, who would fake such a thing?

That's very helpful. And I happen to have cake. But it's old and I was actually going to toss it. No sex is planned. Should I freeze it?
 

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I would say it really depends on the cake. Lots of whipped cream? I wouldn't recommend freezing it. Lots of chocolate? Sure, go right ahead.

The real beauty of this guide is that you're the only one who'll have to eat the cake (unless you decide to share it with a partner who also loves eating cake during sex). You are completely free to choose the type of cake. Old ones, fresh ones, hot, cold - any (old) cake will do.

The are exceptions to this however: if it just happens to smell funny, not look right, or even feel right, DO NOT EAT IT!!! It could be a sign that the cake is too old. If YOU have a cake that's too old, don't think about passing it around.