I fucked up I have to be the stupidist guy in the world She was the hottest thing ever She was naked, in my bed.... and I kept my clothes on, groped her a bit, passed out. excuses I dated her sister 10 years ago I was drunk I want to keep her as a friend reality She will sleep with someone else withint the next 2 weeks She was soooo fucking hot! A friend... a drunk friend.... a very old friend. My hottest friend ever! Arrrrgggghhhhhh! So fucking stupid! So fucking stupid! So fucking stupid! My roommate is not letting me hear the end of it Why? Why? why? Why can't I just say fuck it? Fuck the morning aftermath!? Why can't I?