Army men....

[East]

so lately i've heard rumors that lots of men in the army are extremely well hung. I guess I could see why, any input as to why it seems many men in the army are hung like horses?

 

[wispandex_bulge]

Yeah? You and what army?

 

[jdoe86]

I was in the US Army and it wasn't like there are tons of hung guys. You have to remember that there are 1000's of penises so I'm sure that there are going to be an average number of men who are hung. In the showers I've seen lots of guys and I'd say 3 out of 10 were hung (this was soft mind you).

 

[East]

eh, 3 out of 10 is not bad.

 

[Pecker]

Originally posted by East@May 9 2005, 09:05 PM
so lately i've heard rumors that lots of men in the army are extremely well hung. I guess I could see why, any input as to why it seems many men in the army are hung like horses?

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Because they have balls of brass.

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Of the military men that I've had sex with, the Marines were more well-hung than the Army dudes. I'm not saying that's the rule or anything; just my experience.

 

[Nienna]

DMW I have to concur. Of the guys I've been with the marines were more well-endowed than the army guys......but again just my experience.

 

[Dr Rock]

well I can only speak for my former unit, but there weren't many hung guys at all. in fact, I ended up scrubbing between every tile in the canteen with a buckle brush for pointing out that I felt disinclined to follow one of my lieutenant's retarded orders because his penis was so tiny

 

[jonb]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@May 9 2005, 07:34 PM
Of the military men that I've had sex with, the Marines were more well-hung than the Army dudes. I'm not saying that's the rule or anything; just my experience.

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So the Marines are always better than the Army. (My family has a long history with the Marines.)

Speaking of military men, it's funny they don't allow gays in because the very concept of the military is EXTREMELY homoerotic, and the Marines are probably the most homoerotic branch of all. I sometimes wonder if I'm the only straight guy who realizes the only way to not be homoerotic at all is to have no male friends whatsoever, and even then you're still homoerotic if you have any brothers or cousins of roughly the same age, or if you're ever caught up in a love triangle. (I've been caught up in love pyramids before, and even love arrangements-I-don't-know-the-geometry-for.)

 

[lellelind]

What you heard was not true or you have a hearing problem...

 

[East]

yeah, I heard it from a friend who was in the Army but he's probably exageratting. he just told me that when they were in the showers he thought most of the guys were on the large size, but according to him he's only 4" soft, so maybe the others were a little bigger compared to him.

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by jonb@May 10 2005, 06:24 PM
Marines are probably the most homoerotic branch of all.

You know why there are Marines aboard Navy ships? Because sheep would be too obvious!

 

[jdoe86]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@May 10 2005, 03:34 AM
Of the military men that I've had sex with, the Marines were more well-hung than the Army dudes. I'm not saying that's the rule or anything; just my experience.

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Why do you think they call them "jarheads"?

 

[jdoe86]

Originally posted by Dr Rock@May 10 2005, 01:49 PM
well I can only speak for my former unit, but there weren't many hung guys at all. in fact, I ended up scrubbing between every tile in the canteen with a buckle brush for pointing out that I felt disinclined to follow one of my lieutenant's retarded orders because his penis was so tiny

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Oh, all officers have small penises (except the females, they have huge clits)

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

Originally posted by geo8x6+May 10 2005, 11:05 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(geo8x6 &#064; May 10 2005, 11:05 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Dr Rock@May 10 2005, 01:49 PM
well I can only speak for my former unit, but there weren&#39;t many hung guys at all.  in fact, I ended up scrubbing between every tile in the canteen with a buckle brush for pointing out that I felt disinclined to follow one of my lieutenant&#39;s retarded orders because his penis was so tiny

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Oh, all officers have small penises (except the females, they have huge clits)

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Hey....watch it there&#33;&#33;

 

[Latinoboy9]

Reminds me of a story&#33;
There were these Marines and they were called to fall in "meaning to get in a line up you have to do it fast and even if your not ready"&#33; Well the Sargent came up to the first marine and smacked him in the mouth and said "does that hurt" and the marine replied "no sir" and sargent said why? "because I&#39;m a marine sir" so he goes to the next man in line and tears off some hair off his chest and says "does that hurt" and the second marine replies "no sir" and the sargent says why? "because I&#39;m a marine sir" well he goes to the third guy and sees this long hard cock sticking out and take his billy club and gives it a whack and says "does that hurt? and the third marine replies "no sir" and the sargent says why? Well the third marines replies "because it belong to the guy behind me sir"


LOL&#33;&#33; Jose&#39;Latinoboy9

 

[Landshark77]

Originally posted by Dr Rock@May 10 2005, 08:49 AM
well I can only speak for my former unit, but there weren&#39;t many hung guys at all. in fact, I ended up scrubbing between every tile in the canteen with a buckle brush for pointing out that I felt disinclined to follow one of my lieutenant&#39;s retarded orders because his penis was so tiny

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Pssssssssssh ha ha ha ha ha&#33; OMG&#33; Ha ha ha ha&#33;

You didnt say this to his face, did you?

 

[Dr Rock]

Originally posted by Landshark77@May 15 2005, 12:47 PM
Pssssssssssh ha ha ha ha ha&#33; OMG&#33; Ha ha ha ha&#33;

You didnt say this to his face, did you?

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well yeah, how do you think I got the punishment? I mean everyone KNEW he had a tiny penis, I was just the only one dumb enough to say so when he got really obnoxious.

 

[nineboxer]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@May 9 2005, 10:34 PM
Of the military men that I&#39;ve had sex with, the Marines were more well-hung than the Army dudes. I&#39;m not saying that&#39;s the rule or anything; just my experience.

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Ive certainly run into more marines than army dudes
And they have been hung

 

[B_RoysToy]

It seems as if I missed out by being in the army instead of the Marines. My company of military police had only a few hung guys, especially Crenshaw, who didn&#39;t mind showing his semi and even hardon to the guys in the barracks, but he was an exception. His escapades would makes its own thread, though. :evilgrin: