This article is quite funny to read. The author sounds quite angry though. What I'm curious about though are the bits I bolded. He says press into the bone, but then goes on to say it makes your dick bigger than it really is. So what exactly is he implying if he already stated to bone press? best of craigslist : Big-Dick LIARS "The ONLY valid way to measure your dick length is to take an old-fashioned wooden school ruler, place it flat on TOP of your dick, and push it into your pelvis as far as you can, or until you draw blood. Looking down from above, where your dick ends is how long your dick is. Read it and weep. It does not get any longer than that. If you know what parallax error is, then you know that this actually makes your dick measure a quarter inch longer than it really is. "