As a teenager, what objects did u fuck?

[cutedorkwho]

Oh yeah I tried the toilet paper roll several times but never even got close to fitting. I think your dick has to be pretty thin to fit in those, at least the ones that were in my house.

Depending on shape, most 5" members will fit fine, and i think that's about the average!

 

[SpeedoMike]

from my humor collection:

What is your favorite technique to masturbate? JUST PLAIN WACK OFF, ALSO PUTTING 4 WARM HOTDOGS IN A CONDOM AND STICKIN UR DICK IN AND OUT BETWEEN THE HOTDOGS IS GREAT