As I said to my bank teller......

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    "I've got your stimulus package right here."
     
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    She replies coyly, "There's a stiff penalty for early withdrawal."
     
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    So he responds, "Perhaps you could show me where I could make my deposit?"
     
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    "I would like to check the rate of inflation first." she requests.
     
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    After a moment, she said, "Inflation is up and holding steady. But Wall Street is about to open, and overseas markets are down. I'm expecting us to be going down momentarily, too."
     
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