As I sat naked on the edge of the bed sobbing,

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As I sat naked on the edge of the bed sobbing, my wife Rilla consoled me.

"Hey, chin up, I'm sure it happens to lots of guys" Rilla sympathised "Is there anyone we can call?",

"No!" I wailed, "They'll say the usual 'try again later' or 'try something different,' I'm a failure."

"Hey" Rilla whispered, "You never fail me, I love you no matter what. We'll get there in the end."

"Promise?" I sniffed,

"I promise." Rilla smiled and stood up; "Now, come on, forget the Guinness book of Records, let's get those 27 smarties out from under your foreskin."