Ashlars back

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  1. zzorus

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    It's good to have you back Ashlar
     
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    Thanks for the news, zzorus. I've been missing the dude and his sexy retorts.
     
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    Yay! I'm sure things will get more fun now that another fun person has returned to us! Welcome back Ashlar!
     
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    hung_big: Welcome back brah...

    Don't abandon us again to stupid assface ;)
     
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    I just hope it was more than just a tease.
    *steam cleans Dynamic Duo costumes*
     
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    Wow .. thanks kittens ...

    Damn, all this attention is positivly dizzying! Or maybe it's all that crack i've been smoking ... reguardless .. i feel disoriented.

    Who is 'stupid assface' ... I mean I know so many stupid assface's and the distinctions betwixt them become so vague. ;P

    *eyes zora*
    SUPER POWER SEX TWINS .... UNTIE!!!!

    err i mean ... UNITE .... err wait ... maybe i do mean untie ...

    Ok ok i gottit ... Unite first ... then untie things :)
     
  8. madame_zora

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    *winds Ashlar up in her golden lasso* NOW untie! This is a timed test..... GO!

    *sneaks in one tiny little kiss on his forehead while he's still struggling, just can't resist a helpless man*
     
  9. ashlar

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    *unties the rope with his tongue in record time*

    YAY ME!!
     
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    *unties the rope with his tongue in record time*

    YAY ME!!
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    *faints* Why, oh WHY do you have to be gay? *sighs and pats Ashlar on the bum*
     
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    Wow, and timed just in time for my birthday.
    :D
    Good to see you.
     
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    Ooooer ... happy birthday :)
     
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    Jeff is today your birthday, it is mine as well.....twins seprated at birth...

    hehehe

    prep
     
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    *faints* Why, oh WHY do you have to be gay? *sighs and pats Ashlar on the bum*
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    Don't ask me why but ... something about that made me crave doughnuts ... Now imma have to run to the quicky mart and have abdula Shalminm Abdulda do La la sell me some munchies ... grrr.
     
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    Don't ask me why but ... something about that made me crave doughnuts ... Now imma have to run to the quicky mart and have abdula Shalminm Abdulda do La la sell me some munchies ... grrr.
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    *runs off quickly and dons full Arabic-man costume complete with turbin and infiltrates donut store*
     
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    How about those motherfuckers didnt have any doughnuts!!!! Damnit ... So I ended up with a soda, a klondike bar, some sour patch kids, and a loaf of bread.
     
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    No doughnuts? Those bastards! Could I interest you in a Cooban muffin instead? :D
     
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    Romey! I am so glad that you are back. The Flesh Pile just isn't quite the same without you. I've missed ya babe and I hope all is well with you. Big hug, kiss and of course a grope or two from me! :hug:
     
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    No doughnuts? Those bastards! Could I interest you in a Cooban muffin instead? :D
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    ohh baby jew know i cont reeesest ah cooban :evilgrin:
     
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    I'm only a little bit back ... like ... maybe my toe. hehehe

    *snuggles*
     
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